Off Topic The Burly Arms

Snow wasn't the best here but enough to have filled the Park.

Taking little Spurlock for a stroll in the park after breakfast...he will enjoy the experience(for about 3 minutes)

First things first....Peppa Pig

 

This is what Christmas is all about, to me

 

I have just ordered a Saints Calendar , which is good . It gets better though ...

 

tonight

Yellow weather warnings for snow and ice are in place for London and the South East, much of the Midlands, Northern Ireland, Wales, the east coast of England and northern and western Scotland in the aftermath of Storm Caroline.

Clear skies on Monday night could see temperatures plummet to -15C (5F) in rural areas - the coldest night of the year.

This would beat Sunday night's low of -11.6C (11F), which was recorded in Northumberland.

Cardiff could be the coldest UK city with lows of -8C; Birmingham and Edinburgh could drop to -7; Liverpool could be -6; Belfast, Newcastle, London, Exeter and Norwich could all shiver at -4.


brrrr

 

**** sake. I bought a bike from Halfords before so I could start peddling to the gym. I nearly came off the ****er 3 times peddling home, the roads around here are just covered with ice. I'm loaded with cold now too. I wasn't bred for these cold climates.

 

You're out in the sticks out there. Get a wood burner.

 

I've been thinking about. The bloke is always round here in his van selling wood.

What's the weather like where you are? I took this half an hour ago and the snow is lying now, you can't see the path, road or any grass.

 

So just found out I'm a best man at the weekend so got just a few days to write a speech

Any tips?

 

Emigrate.

 

Yeah cheers for that luvvy.

 

Just the remains from last night, but ****ing brass. Black ice tonight for sure.

 

are you a stand in?

thats short notice

 

Nope. I've been asked twice to be best man and I had to politely turn down both requests. I could think of nothing worse than standing up and trying to crack jokes and be friendly for 15 minutes in a room of strangers. They wouldn't like my jokes. They would be about rape and ****.

If you can match this dude. You've nailed it. Just watch a few different videos and try and pick up a few ideas from each one and blend it into your own.

 

Last one I did was my brother in law. I brought up that he was a good lad when I knocked his sister up and moved into the family home. The mother in law was spitting feathers.
Mrs luv had a word the next day.

 

Keep it short and sweet @The Liebherr Legacy . Don't try and be a comedian unless you are a natural. Don't insult the bride, (even as a joke)

 

Yeah don't do that, I brought up that she likes a drink. Some people laughed some older people didn't, mainly her family.

I'm tops at speeches.

Mrs luv says I'm not allowed to do any more.

 

I also mentioned my brother (this was another one I did)was bullied at school and that I used to beat the crap out of him for being a Man U fan. Spoiled his image a bit.

 

a bit of character assassination. @The Liebherr Legacy don't take any tips of @luvgonzo

 

My cousin did my best speech this year. Was a cracker and very original, he also literally did it in the night before when i told him he was doing one .

 

Bet he had more than a few days notice?