The truth about ER's disappearance

A *****phile was caught with child porn after complaining to Carphone Warehouse staff that his phone wouldn't access the internet.

Frederick Cunningham, 79, from Aberdeen, stunned the shop salesman by speaking the words 'nude children' into the phone to demonstrate his web browser wasn't working.

The staff member alerted a manager at the store, who witnessed Cunningham repeat the bizarre command.

The pensioner was found with child porn on his phone and pleaded guilty to three offences of making indecent photographs of children and another of possessing extreme pornography involving a horse.

At Grimsby Crown Court, he was jailed for eight months and was ordered to register as a sex offender for 10 years. He was given a 10-year sexual harm prevention order.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5167305/*****phile-caught-child-porn-Carphone-Warehouse.html

 

Jiffy I love ye but that is on another thread.

 

And ER's name is Drew Peacock.

 

RIGHT THAT'S IT JIP YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

 

MAKE IT A STICKY

 

If you say his name quickly it sounds like droopy cock.

 

Hahahahahahahahaha

 

And if you say it slower it sounds that he got a bit of paper and some crayons out and drew a peacock. So funny on so many levels(at least two)

 

Get peacocks out. Brexit means Brexit.

 

@Jip Jaap Stam

Do you honestly think, even for one blinkered ginger second, that I retweet and like all your weird porn novella reviews on Twitter for a return of **** ALL!?

Lock the thread Jip, and let the English see you lock it. That's right, they'll think you're running away.