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  1. Fridge Magnet

    Fridge Magnet Well-Known Member

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    Indeed they did, but they told me I never had to worry about the disease as long as I continued to take a special white medicine, which was administered from a bulbous purple head.
     
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    And a special anti-sickle cell formula was injected into my anus on a nightly basis.
     
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    I'm glad you're safe.
     
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  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Shame it's too late to save ST <peacedove>
     
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    Apart from my obliterated anus and deep-lying psychological issues, I am fine.

    Thanks.
     
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    They are but part and parcel of this journey we call life, along with having a 6 foot 5 inch black guy called Leeroy ejaculate aggressively n your bum.
     
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    Indeed. I've remained pragmatically sanguine throughout the endless rounds of reconstructive surgery and counselling.
     
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    Patience Spastic Arab

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    So ruddy, bloody brave.
     
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    STAND UP AND BE COUNTED, JAM BONCE.
     
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  11. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Show the world that you’re a man.
     
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    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Tinas inconspicious way of asking for cock pics :grin:
     
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  13. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Nope. If I want them, ed obliges.
     
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    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    I'll send you some if you like <ok>
     
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  15. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    No ta lol
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You first.
     
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  17. Fridge Magnet

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    Don't worry about me, babe: I'm all man.
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