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Off Topic The Anti Christmas Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 5, 2017.

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  1. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    Not posh enough for that. Turkeys and Capons were my birds of choice.
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I like the Oxford dictionary definition of a capon: 'A castrated domestic cock fattened for eating'. <laugh>

    I'm pleased others do the job of throttling them :tongue:
     
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  3. Judge Death

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    He's not a pheasant plucker, he's the pheasant plucker's son
    and he's only plucking pheasants until the pheasant plucker comes
     
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  4. jimileysbaldhead

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    Beat me to it.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Dec 11, 2017
  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Jack loves a big fat cock mate.
    Whenever I see him he’s surrounded by them.
    The dirty bastard.
     
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  6. anyobrien

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    Someone has to do it<ok>
     
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