The Not606 PL Board handbook

Rule 23: No religion

 

Rule no 24:

Anybody posting religious or political viewpoints should have the bollocks to accept that other people have the right to tear strips off of their doctrines.

 

Rule number 25:

Being your own person is important, but in the case of polls if there is an option which isn't necessarily your belief but will have great comedy factor, it is acceptable to go against your beliefs.

 

Rule no 26 :

The OP should understand the rules of numbering the ****ing rules correctly !

 

Can somebody print these rules out so I can stick them on my wall. How the hell am I going to remember all of these? I thought we'd have like 3 or 4 criticals that we'd all abide by.

 

Rule 27: there are no rules

 

Rule 28 There must always be rum

 

Rule 29. If you don't support Spurs, or are called Skylarker, you are in a pded.

 

Rule number 30:

If you start a wum thread and **** up the spelling in the title expect to have the piss taken out of you for it forever.

 

Rule 31:

If any poster that gives undeserved support, sycophancy or tries to defend the indefensible from another poster,
then they shall receive a barrage of 'rimming' insults.

 

Rule 32:

Any poster trying to claim that they only meant it as a 'joke' after their wum has spectacularly backfired on them,
shall expect to receive the full force of merciless piss taking.

 

Rule 33. Once you are voted forum king ****, Never try to copy a similar thread.

 

Rule 34:

If you don't know any scores but see that @Skylarker has been called to work then you must realise that **** has gone down.

 

Rule 35. Never take a bet on without due diligence as to the consequences of the bet, or getting them explained to you

 

Well my role is to play Devils advocate on this thread because I think it's important to bring up any loop holes that may occur for the longevity of the handbook.

 

That's the beauty of the thread mate... it's a bit of a **** around but we'll have Roofie quoting it by Christmas

 

I'm hoping we can implement these rules Libby, life is not a joke. As I always say to my son...this ain't no movie, this is real life, nigga!

 

So anyway rule number 1...maybe it's physically impossible for someone to post immediately following a game, could be many reasons.

Now what?

 

Plus there should be a set number of rules we are aiming for... you can't have 3000 rules. We will have to whittle them down to those that will pass the test of time.

 

who should be judge on what rules pass?

I vote metths.