Off Topic Best mates

Yes mate ... I landed on you . ... in your usual position of having fallen off the stage on numerous occasions rather than once ... which for me was caused by one of my own (@AKCJ) rather than anything you have ever managed ...

.. and yet more penis references Quentin? ... looking well rattled again Quents ... well rattled son

... and you have consistently won every juvenile poll you have ever started Quents ... @brb has pulled your pants down so many times that you are now known as Quentin Yo-Yo Knickers at the Basingstoke Harvester .... and much to the amusement of the lads on here ...

 

Actually it’s an auto-correct. If you type PISKIE on a phone or tablet it will auto correct it to pinkie. It happened years ago on the Arsenal Board. I actually quite like the term and nearly adopted it in an ironic way on account of my enormous penis.

 

HIAG eats in fine French restaurants, and he's that much of a foodie that he doesn't even notice,when they're actually Spanish

 

“Pinkie” is what the Yanks call the little finger, mate.

If used to refer to someone’s cock, the very clear assumption is that the cock is tiny.

Sorry to burst that bubble, but it’s why Skids came up with the nickname.

Genius!

 

How’s your new film working out Bell?

 

That’s why I said i considered using it ironically. Not surprised that concept orbited over your head.

And as pinkie is a common used word, that’s why PISKIE is auto corrected with pinkie. Sorry to burst your bubble but this issue popped up on the Arsenal board years ago mate.

 

He’s hanging in for scraps from the lads table.

 

Why are you doing this, Pinkie?

Why are you trying to deny Skids the one act of genius that I am ever likely to acknowledge?

The bloke has invested a huge amount of his dignity keeping his nose wedged so firmly in your butt cheeks for so long, that I thought you would have granted him this one?

Shame on you, Pinkie!

 

Compared to you my dear Bell my long lost foreskin had more intelligence.

 

Knew it would only be a matter of time before you begged for it to stop

 

Hiag boring everyone again. As the thread title, best mate, his is his gran, she keeps him warm in that caravan at night

Maybe he beed a food and clothes parcel. Can't be fun living in a tin can this time of year.

Save the hiag.


#sth

 

Yep HIAG is a boring ****. Did you catch the Bareknuckle Barrister episode on the conspiracy thread the other night though ? That was classic HIAG making a **** of himself. It was good value

 

No mate, that thread got a bit long, but i'll take it as given that he made a **** of himself

It can't be fun playing tetris with your gran

#sth

 

Naturally

Still worth a ready for the craic though
https://www.not606.com/threads/conspiracy-theories-spill-them.355799/page-19#post-11211998

 

Hiag the 5 knuckle shuffler. thats tragic.

 

... probably classed as a sport to Quents!

 

Think hiag enjoys ski-ing. And i don't mean the type you see in the winter olympics

 

Don't you mean he-ing?

 

No skiing. Where he ****s off 2 of his customers at once.