Match Day Thread Manchester Derby

They're all thigh-clenching religious zealots Tel. Nowt for you there mate.

 

It's not that I am anti-United, because I am not. My mother, and at least two of my cousins are life-long United supporters (even though they were all born in the East End of London ), so I have nothing intrinsic against the club.

What I absolutely despise is the media, and especially Sky and the BBC, fawning over both them and 'Pool, and reporting on everything in such a manner as though it's merely a matter of time before these two clubs regain their rightful place at the top.

Well, **** that!

I want neither 'Pool nor United to win anything, ever again. Or, at least, not until Sky, the BBC, and all these other media ****ers issue an apology to the World for being biased ****ers.

You watch! If United ever win the league again, Sky and TalkShite will be like "Yeah, well! It was only a matter of time before the inevitable happened again. We can now conveniently forget about all the years that United were utter ****e!"

If 'Pool ever manage to win the league - for the first time ever in their entire history - the likes of Jim White and Mark Saggers will be heard noshing each other off on live radio.

 

Huh?

It's the HIAGster, mate.

You can tell me.

Just how dorty are we talking, here?

PS: lie if you really have to.

 

Oops! And I did!

 

Summary?

 

So. Pure filth, yeah?

I knew it!

Thanks, mate. I'll store that one away for later.

 

Nope.

Didn't catch a word of that, Luvvy.

 

Has Lukaku scored against a big club yet?

 

He scored for Everton against us when we beat them 3-1 last year, apart from that....no

 

He scored a hat trick against us for West Brom.

I'd say we're quite sizeable.

But Yeah, trip out the cliches. There will be ****ing loads of that sort of **** for you all to lap up on sky sports later. Televised football for mindless drongoes.

 

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Should have posted that last bit on the premier league ****e thread.

 

Commentators were creaming over Kane again but son

Feck arsenal scored

 

C'mon City.

 

****ing wrestling match in the Utd box but no that's not a pen.

#needtogetoverit

 

Bollocks

 

I differ with you on this. I like to see a team demolish everybody and run away with the league.

 

1-1 game has come to life.

 

Takes the fun out of it for the neutral though saf.

 

It is a tough one. I'd like to say I want Utd to win, but, nah, sorry.



**** Utd.

 

So when I thought I was maybe talking about most people what I really meant was just me