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General query .

I stay logged in on my phone. Last few days I've tried to log off not606 but couldn't. Got a fail message.

Anyone else experienced the same?

 

I never log out just close the site.
Always use my lappie mind.

 

Yeh, that doesn't work.

It's odd. Never had this problem before.

 

Yeh, that doesn't work.

It's odd. Never had this problem before.

 

Nee idea then mate, I'm ****e with this sort of stuff like.

 

A man walks into a bar with a crocodile on a lead.
'Don't worry' he says, 'it's tame & well trained. Watch this.'
So he drops his pants & sticks his cock in the crocodiles mouth and hits it over the head with a big lump of wood.
After a while he pulls out and says, 'there you go, look not a scratch.'
'I'll give £100 pound to anyone in here that can do that.'
An 80 year old lady pipes up. 'I'll do it but please don't hit me on the head with the wood.'

 

A blind bloke walks in a pub picks his lab up and spins it round his head on its lead a lad says what are you doing and he says looking round for me mates.

 

Three mates in a pub
One says "What is the fastest thing in the world
1st one says "Talking" why is that " Well I open my mouth start talking and straight away you can hear me"
2nd one says " No the fastest thing is electric" Why " I am in a dark room I switch on the light and straight away I can see
3rd No No the fastest thing in the world is diarrhea , last week I had diarrhea and before I could switch on the light or tell anybody I'd **** myself

 

In Saudi Arabia if you win your appeal do they stitch your hand back on ?

 

Spoiler: NSFW, not for children.

 

****.

The copper went into that looking for the kill. I could tell by his tone of voice and action. Right from the start that lad wasn't coming out alive.

We think we've got it bad, I'd be dead if I lived over there with some of the situations I've been in with the police. This video shows that they don't just go after black people, that's always been a myth.

Land of the free

 

Yeah I wouldn't say Blacks are targeted more the lower classes collectively. Those yanks will our undoing, they'll kill everyone on the planet including themselves. Arrogant, aggressive, wreckless and armed.

That copper is the devil.

 

Totally agree. I've wanted our country to distance ourselves from them for a long time.

 

But unfortunately we are their biggest allies.

 

This isn't thread worthy but can anybody explain all the hate for Donald Trump at the moment? I've seen bits on the news but not sat and listened to it all.

 

He's not even trending on twitter so not sure what he's done now.

 

He's in the bad books mate due to supporting Jerusalem being the capitol of Israel.
He's pissed the Palestinians off big time.

 

Gave an opinion? Oh no! He's done worse hasn't he. Pissy Palestinians.

 

Is that it

So he's done the same as Bill Clinton, George Bush and Barack Obama. But because it's Donald Trump, it's a big deal