http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Razak_Pimpong Imagine we sign this guy ^^ Have a midfield of Pimpong, Song and Frimpong. Be absolutely hilarious to watch.
It's wrong to assume that Ping Pong can better Frimpong. Even Song and Frimpong despite the fact they've both done wrong, are better than Ping Pong. Frimpong is like King Kong and Song similar to De Jong. It won't be long before Frimpong has taken the place of Song, but both can play ping pong, performing a sing song.
Why not go all the way and sign De jong and the former united striker dong and shane long and have a team of ------De jong -pimpong song frimpong ----long--Dong A long dong attacking setup would be leathal!!
Just imagine the commentary possibilities tho! "de jong to song, frimpong, up to dong, dong to long, long, dong, long dong LONG DONG LOOONNNGGG DOOOOOOONONNNNNGGGGGGGG"