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Off Topic Conspiracy theories...Spill them.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by The Ginger Marks, Dec 7, 2017.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You alive in the 50's man? Ha ****... you old.

    You guys ate sugar sandwiches wit some broke-ass lard ****.
     
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  2. The Ginger Marks

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    Nah, my dad told me all about it <whistle>
     
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    Well this thread is going great :emoticon-0137-clapp

    My favourite but absolutely insane conspiracies are that Nazi's have colonized the moon or that the Earth is hollow and that the Nazi's have found the entrance hole to it at the South Pole.
    Wouldn't put it past a few on here to believe them though. :emoticon-0145-shake
     
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  4. I refuse to accept that you genuinely believe that, because I never want to think ill of anyone. Then again, I have often had cause to wonder if you are a mong who has had the benefit of a bit of reading (Bambi and Stan style). I don’t think you are an out and out fcukwit like Skiddy and Akky, despite your best attempts to convince me otherwise.
     
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  5. The Ginger Marks

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    Ah the Nazi UFO conspiracy , yep they had a wormhole from the north to the south pole. It's definitely true because it was on YouTube.
     
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  6. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Have we done Hitler moved to Argentina with help of American intelligence services yet? <laugh>
     
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  7. The Ginger Marks

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    The irony is thick in you Bell.<rofl>
     
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  8. Ultimately, none of us know anything. On that basis, anything could be true, and everything we think we know could be a lie.
     
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  9. DMD

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    It's obviously fake. The flying saucer would be upside down when it came out the other end, so the anti gravity thrusters would fail. It's basic physics.
     
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  10. Why would that be so difficult to believe?

    I bet you think Bin Laden is dead, too, don’t you?
     
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  11. The Ginger Marks

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    Ever heard of a gyroscope?;)
     
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  12. What about that bomber they found on Mars?
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    And when you say 'none of us' you mean you and Aberdude.
     
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  14. The Ginger Marks

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    It was the moon you Ballsack! <doh>
     
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  15. I especially mean you, Tel.
     
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  16. The Ginger Marks

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    ^^^Rattled to **** <laugh>
     
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  17. DMD

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    They tried that, but the string kept burning.
     
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  18. DMD

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    You fell for the fake moon landings. We've never landed on the moon, it was all filmed on Mars.
     
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  19. ...and before any bell end comes back to tell me “it was the Moon,” let me point out the fact that I know that, and that I’m being wilfully obtuse.
     
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  20. The Ginger Marks

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    Are you sure it wasn't a Marathon?
     
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