Off Topic Best mates

No Fossy, I was catching up on a thread and it was quite clear you had been smothering you bollocks in pded propaganda. Thought I'd be nice and make you a leader of the pded.

 

What the fcuk is it with you and other bloke’s arses, Bambi!!!

 

Sure you were, mate ... now don't go getting yourself rattled so early in the morning ... as I said, I'm quite flattered to be such a significant part of your early morning thoughts ... and Quentin's for that matter .... but I just don't think there is scope for anything beyond platonic ... I'm not your Rupert kiddo ... your search goes on... perhaps you should get HIAG to take you out with him (like HIAG goes out ffs )

 

The East Midlands is a hotbed for the sphincter obsessed
True story

 

... annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd .... Quentin is the first on not606 to mention a bloke's arse, this fine and sunny Friday ... has Rupert forgotten to put his jimmy-jammies on again mate? ... can you see his botty? naughty, naughty Rupert

 

Morning Sphincter ... how's it hanging?

PS I've not lived in the East Midlands for over 30 years ... sounds like things have changed a bit ... are you a regular visitor or just a sex tourist?

 

What a fun morning

 

What the actual fcuk!!!

 

... no thanks ... too much info ... keep your home movies private fella

 

Another bullshit fallacy from the Uber Ballsack, I've been called Skiddy for 30 years pal.

 

That is going to crush poor Quentin ....

 

If it’s anything from Skiddy, it won’t, as I have the knuckle-shuffler on IGNORE.

Say “hello” from the HIAGster, because I know that will have him raging.

 

Will do mate ... but will probably just say it's a "hello from Quentin" so he knows who it is

 

@The Gingermeister

Somebody has asked me to pass on their regards ... guess who?

 

Because 30 years ago you were known for ****ting your pants?

 

I don’t mind you your little jibes, Bambs. That’s all you have.

Your raging at me is a manifestation of the frustration you feel that you can never be me.

Don’t beat yourself off about it, Bambs.

 

Is Skiddy trying to make out that he came up with the nickname I gave him?


I’m not surprised.

When I first created the name, about 5 years ago, he was a mod on the Chav board, giving it large, ****ing everyone off, and slowly and irreparably destroying the place.

He called himself “Ginger Marks” which immediately put me in mind of **** stained shreddies, and was especially apt given the utter ****e the moron came out with.

So, I began to refer to him as Skidmark, which I later shortened to Skiddy.

He raged and fumed about it, and eventually had me banned from the Chav board, because it was the only way he knew how to stop me ripping the über piss out of him.

For a good two or three years I was the only one who called him that, but slowly, everyone else started to call him it, until even he, himself, thinks of himself as a skidmark in the filthy gusset of this forum.

 

I don't mind your constant whimpering Quents ... it's all you are ... one of life's 'nearly' people ... one thing you are right about is that I could indeed never be you ... I couldn't live with that level of embarrassment ...

Instead I'll take life's knocks without overly complaining, pay my dues, play to win, acknowledge when I've been beat and shake hands with the opposition ... all the things that I take as measurements of a man ... as such, you are just a very small man of distinctly average and predictable wit, coupled with a rather tedious, grammatically clumsy, posting style .. topped by being such a poor loser and a bit of a fantasist ... but I'll always be here to encourage you to become more than you are currently, Quents ... I really will

 

... could someone please wake me when it's stopped being yet another Quentin "All about me" post ...

 

Do you remember when you fell off the stage backwards, with your pants and trousers round your ankles, desperately pulling at your tiny, flailing cock, Bambs?

You won The Biggest Tosser competition, if I remember correctly. The lads will help me out.