Wid Ye?

Woman who had sex with 15 ghosts believes she WILL get pregnant with a spirit's baby

Phillip Schofield told a woman who claims she has sex with ghosts that she'll have a "reputation" in the spirit world.

Amethyst Realm appeared on today's This Morning to talk about the fact that she left her fiancé after he caught her having an affair with a spirit.

And she also claims that she believes she can fall pregnant by having sex with ghosts, saying that's what phantom pregnancies are.

The woman left viewers baffled as she claimed to have had sex with 15 different ghost lovers.

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Someone put the willies up her.

 

Yes i certainly would.

 

That's the Spirit.

 

Naw

 

She's a ginge so she probably smells funny.

I'm out.

 

I'd certainly polt her

 

Oh ffs

 

Insert pun here

 

Sounds like she has a few skeletons in her closet.

 

The punnery is getting out of hand when they don't even use the full word. That's just too ****ing much.

 

She looks a bit saucy, so I'd ex-spectre her to give good head.

And when a ghost empties its ghoulies into her hair, does she still need to wash out the ectoplasm?

 

Puntastic. Some will not like this.

 

Good opening effort ruined by complete and utter drivel iirc.

 

Did you hear about the Englishman who won the Ghost Golf Championships?

Ian Poulter-geist.

 

Did you hear about the gay cowboy?

He rode into town and shot up the Sherriff.

 

Phil was having none of it,he saw right through her.

 

On the way out out she got arrested for possession.

 

Pardon me but how has this not got pelters? Not a tranny, not a fattie, not a Downy, just some crazy bint attention ho who wanted to get on the telly by pretending to shag spirits.

It's a Wid from me by the way but I probably don't stand a ghost of a chance.