Masterchef

Do you actually have any talents?


Hmm second thoughts, don't answer that, we already know

 

Cooking is what women are for!!

 

Domesticate the ****s that's what i always say.

 

Fuddy is an excellent cook. Makes up for her being only above average in the sack.

 

Iain’s Golf

 

The universal sticker for Teuchter ****s.

 

I don't watch it much any more. Got a bit bored with all that almost raw duck and using vacuum machines. I am very handy in the kitchen, see my weekend posts for further info.

I do a superb mince pie.

 

^^^

True this.

@YeOldeYozzwolde @PopUpPirate @Queens Park Stranger @TraleeRanger @Rebelspur @Loathsneyd @King Ossie64

 

I used to run a restaurant some years back. My signature dish and best seller was this.

 

Looks far too under cooked for me. What is it anyway?

 

I agree,looks like lamb

 

You can't undercook lamb you massive spastic.

 

I said it "looks" under cooked, you horrible little ballbag.




I also didn´t know it was lamb!



Also, the gravy looks watery as ****.




In fact, what kind of **** tip of a restaurant was the **** running?

 

I agree. Looks boggin.

 

tbf the gravy does look like Lamb's piss.

 

I'd say it's lambs hocks,everything thrown into 1 pot,could be wrong dough

 

Aye the meat looks a raw as Tinas fanny would after a night with me.

 

Lamb but most people ordered it medium rare.

 

It's not your minge tuna.