Sorry lads I've tried but I can't read that stuff without my superb African accent coming into play It's a bit like Matthew from Desmond's is reading it to me(in my head)
Same here... I skimmed over it as I'm not too worried about the fine details. He started his post with ( Trust Us ) - that's good enough for me. I'll read the rest after my first money dump. @vendors please e-mail me at [email protected]
We need to make this thread an all time great on this board, something to counterbalance the politics threads.
That's not Nigeria, he's the Prince of Zamunda. If a Zamundan hears you say that they'll have your head.
Interesting....but how? What is the topic we are going to debate for the next few years? Who will be the equivalent of Pete?
@venders My Nan has some life-savings that I think she should be investing in safe securities. I read your advice and it’s convinced me that she should be investing it all with you. She has about £400,000 in spare change. To whom should I make out the cheque, and to which address should I send it? I’d like to hand it over in person, if possible. My brother in law works for Interpol and tells me that there are a lot of crooks about who just want to take your money, but you sound like you’re on the level, mate. Drop me a PM, yeah?
@vendors I have a large sum of money tied up in real estate, unfortunately I'm a bit short of liquid funds so can't release it without paying the £500 administration cost. If you could send me a check for £500 I would be happy to use your service for the £250,000 it would release. Please make it payable to the Committee of Action for Special Housing. I know the name is a bit long, so if you just abbreviate it to C.A.S.H. I think we can do business.
