Or try the veggie way, ditch the pancetta, and add lemon juice to the sprouts, always used to hate sprouts, but this way they're amazing and have become one of my favourite vegatables. Yes to the geezer who said dates though, sticky horrible little turds, how can something so small be THAT sticky and THAT foul tasting, and have a stone THAT ****ing big for such a small thing??!! And sherry - what's the ****ing point? viscous sugary gunge that is too weak to get you even remotely drunk. and Santa Claus the movie - **** film that was a disaster at the box office, yet gets recycled every Xmas, doesn't get me in the Christmas mood, just makes me shout **** off at the TV.
Sky Sports ****ing with the Christmas Fixture list. Had it all planned for Boxing Day game against City. Christmas Day in Kirkby Stephen, drive over to Newcastle following day and have a family day out watching game after dropping off Alberts, Trevs and Heeds pressies at the Earl and visiting Nev in the isolation ward. Then back to Manchester and off to Vegas the next morning. Then Sky switch the game to 27th meaning I have to return the boys presents and spend Boxing Day doing a Cash Machine impression while my wife and daughter hit the sales in Manchester.
Necking 165 turkey's plucking them and gutting them... Ffs it seems like 5 minutes when we last did them.
Sounds like quite a lot of work, tbh. Think I might just wrap the bacon round the chorizo and have that
You’re kissing turkeys? Are you Obi in disguise? Are you Obi in disguise? Are you Obi? Are you Obi Are you Obi in disguise?
Did this once as a Christmas job. Its bloody hard work - especially necking them. Remember once spending from 6am to 11pm plucking. Collapsed in bed and was dreaming about plucking turkeys. Woke up and I had pulled my feather pillow to pieces.
Thought it would put me right off Turkey but still love it - as long as I don't have to kill it first! Dont think people realise how much time/effort is involved in killing and plucking one.
