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An announcement for the Budgies

Discussion in 'Norwich City' started by YorkieLancsHampyLondoner, Aug 22, 2011.

  1. YorkieLancsHampyLondoner

    YorkieLancsHampyLondoner Well-Known Member

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    Dear Budgies

    I appreciate that Saturday's result will have brought smiles to all your beaks.

    Whilst I don't dispute your right to have a wind up and a dig, I do have one request.

    We have lost count over on the Ipswich Town board of the number of times that budgies have posted the hilarious thought that we should appoint Ferguson Jnr by way of referring to your appointment of Lambert after the Colchester humiliation.

    This joke has worn rather thin now and whilst you folk are not known for your original thought or wit, we would be indebted if we could put an end to the Ferguson-phenomenon.

    Thank you for your time.

    With love

    Hamps.
     
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  2. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Go on! Appoint him! You know you want to!!!!

    ;)
     
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  3. ncfcwonky

    ncfcwonky New Member

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    Of course you lot didn't joke when we lost 7-1 <doh>

    I am thinking that maybe Jewell should stay, just to humiliate you further!
     
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  4. Beefforhire-NCFC

    Beefforhire-NCFC Well-Known Member

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    I don't know if you know this but we lost 7-1, got the opposing teams manager. <gasp>Maybe YOU should do the same!!!

    Also!!! Did you know out joint majority shareholder is a cook!!!! I KNOW!!! why aren't more people mentioning this!!!! I mean, just imagine the puns you could make up because she's a COOK. I mean!!! Think of the possibilities

    "canaries cooking up a storm in the premier league!"

    I'm so ****ING CLEVER!!!
     
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  5. ncfcwonky

    ncfcwonky New Member

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    Don't get me started on us being called Budgies!
     
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  6. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    <yikes> Like I would want that cook sucking weasel anywhere near my club! He would soon run off to daddy at the first sign of trouble!
     
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  7. ncfcwonky

    ncfcwonky New Member

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    He's clearly a better manager though. I think 7-1 proves that.
     
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  8. Home on the range canary

    Home on the range canary Well-Known Member

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    I think you're trying to start an e-petition to swap ferguson for jewell, but why he'd want to leave the might POSH, i have no idea. It is a pity that PJ's daddy isn't AF, so he could go and get some help PDQ
     
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  9. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Judging by some of the shocking decisions the officials made I think his Dad may have slipped them a few quid beforehand! <whistle>
     
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  10. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. ncfcwonky

    ncfcwonky New Member

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    Just entertained myself with the Peterborough/Ipswich highlights!

    Awful performance from 1p5wich, both red cards were red cards. I've seen the incidents like the first result in only a yellow, but it was a malicious tackle that took out the Peterborough player and for the second it was a simple trip.

    I need some way of saving the highlights!
     
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  12. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    I suppose you had a good wonky over it! <whistle>
     
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  13. Carra_Rud

    Carra_Rud Active Member

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    Is it the ref's fault 1p5wich only had 10% possession?

    Oh and Hampy - Boo bloody hoo!!! <wah><wah><wah>
     
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  14. Tony_Munky_Canary

    Tony_Munky_Canary Well-Known Member

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    You should nick Posh's manager mate, that's what we did when we got beat 7-1 and it worked for us <ok>
     
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  15. YorkieLancsHampyLondoner

    YorkieLancsHampyLondoner Well-Known Member

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    I must admit that match fixing did cross my mind at one point Warky, especially when he gave the pen that wasn't even in the D.
     
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  16. CotswoldCanary

    CotswoldCanary New Member

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    It is a shame that Hampy cannot see the funny side of this and takes this seriously.

    It is only some friendly banter.
     
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  17. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    I never knew that Darren Ferguson managed you lot! <yikes> I must have skipped over that bit! <laugh>
     
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  18. Tony_Munky_Canary

    Tony_Munky_Canary Well-Known Member

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    No, it wasn't Darren Ferguson who was manager of the team that beat us 7-1, that was Paul Lambert who was manager of Colchester at the time and we nicked him from them (well, 450k) after that match and he has been doing really, really well for us.

    I was suggesting you did the same thing, but with the team that beat you 7-1, who were Peterborough and their manager is Darren Ferguson who I was suggesting that you nick.

    Der, I thought it was obvious <doh>
     
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  19. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst
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    Sorry Sid, but I think you may have missed JWM's sense of humour. The smileys might have given it away really.
     
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  20. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Be gentle JWM, he's quite new!

    :)
     
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