That was a cringeworthy flounce off. Hope you managed to knock some sense into the poor little flower. Even I was embarrassed for him
The day I need rescuing from you lot will be a cold day in hell ... so cold, in fact, that HIAG will be frozen to the core, thereby acquiring something that might possibly substitute for the lack of a spine ... unfortunately for you, your little pole will probably have snapped off in HIAG's frozen sphincter around that same time
The problem you have with that little story is that everyone saw my dignified act in carrying the “Pixie’s bitch!” avatar. It proved that not only do I not fear piss taking, but that I encourage it, if I feel I deserve it. I acted in this noble fashion with the express purpose of nipping in the bud the bullshit claim that you now make. The truth is, that it is you, Pinkie, who is terrified of being mocked. Have no fear, my simpleton cafe owner! We do it to you continually!
You think that was dignified ? Even your boy Spurlock had to have a word with you about that. The truth is that you cannot handle having your avatar choice being out of your control - ergo you are a pussy.
It is in the nature of us Spurs lads that we will often have a quiet word with one another, but the bottom line is that we each respect the fact that sometimes things have to be done, even if we do not agree with the choices made. We have the courage to let these things play out. Ultimately, I always knew that Spurly had my back. It wasn’t ever in doubt in my mind, Pinkie.
If you could have expanded that notion to the whole forum, you would have worked out that you’re a twat years ago mate.
You could be gracious and openly recognise my mastery of the wum, Pinkie. The problem you have is that this entire forum has seen just how badly I have burned you, time and time again, so they are more than well aware of your base desire to try to get even with me, even though they have long since learned that you lack the intellectual ability to pull it off, mate. Don’t feel bad about that. It’s life.