Sprouts. Who in their right mind decided they should be an appropriate vegetable to ruin a Christmas Dinner? Apparently I had a crying fit one Christmas as a kid and refused to eat them. My elder brother takes great delight in serving them up every Christmas day and then telling that story to the family.
Cor, flipping, smashing. I'm all for this decorating of naked flesh <in love> Meanwhile, at the Stadium of Shyte, there is a fan of strugglers 'Useless' Sunland who has decorated his seat to look like a yuletide log...
Not much really. Perhaps persisting with all the religious angle. Just personal thing as I'm anti religion. I don't feel the need to excuse the fact any longer that this is all about drinking, having a good time, giving and receiving presents, and spending time with the family.
It was only a piss so they say. What I want to know though is why nobody has raised the issue of a man exposing himself in public. Flashing and with kids around is surely worse than taking a piss?
Mate, if you don't like sprouts you're not cooking them right. Clean and par boil the sprouts in a pan Fry off some pancetta (or chopped up bacon) Add the sprouts to the frying pan and fry for an extra few minutes (making sure the sprouts don't burn!) Add some cooked, peeled and chopped up chestnuts. Delicious!
The Mackems are saying he covered his Fanny with his passport to protect his modesty. I for one am not falling for that.
Better still just leave out the sprouts (and I will have to leave out the bacon) and just go with the chestnuts.
I've found chopped pastrami to be a decent halal/kosher friendly bacon substitute (no, it's not as good as the real thing, don't rub it in you bastards).
I bought a " Friend " at work a bottle of Genital cleanser , it said something like " Have you cleaned your genitals recently " . He didn't appreciate it , which made my day . Can't find it anymore though ?
