What's your usual for a Christmas tipple then Bell? I'm betting it's a crate of Babycham for your orange juice...I'm right aren't I.
... .you seem to know a lot about the ddink ... does it help you wash the spunk down? .. Rupert rinse?
Why do you always load your replies with crude references to homosexual acts of perversion, Bambi? What happened to you in that dank beer cellar, mate? You need to let go of this stuff.
... perversion? ... oh dear Quents ... homosexuality is considered quite normal in this day and age, mate ... you and Rupe have nothing to fear fella .. you can even get married
Lol Any bloke thinking of putting their cock near my ring piece will always be flirting with a punch to the back of the head but Fosse would be like...it's not perverted...it's 2017....crack on.
“Accidentally” falling onto another bloke’s exposed “ring piece” whilst you have your erect knob in your hand is not normal behaviour, Bambi. The fact that you dream up this filth is bizarre.
Homophobic but also a man in denial, Quents? ... you have so many issues I can see it's going to be a difficult Xmas for you and Rupert ... where should I send the card to? ... yours or his? PS you kept banging on about Liebfraumilch despite my pointing out my preference for red wine ... yet another subject matter that you have scant knowledge about then? ... I blame the BBC Gossip Column ... they've let you down mate
... shaven balls humour ... sparse ... and just a tad fleshy .. ... admirable support for the melty one mind
On the contrary; I'm a big fan of that .. not so much the mixing of BBC Gossip Column and inferior wummery ...
... and having mentioned the mixing of the BBC Gossip Column and inferior wummery ... up turns the most inferior wum of them all the Comma Comedian himself
you are aware I've done that gag for you on several occasions, Quents? ... although I doubt it ever got a 'like' from Spurty before now, for some reason
