Apparently they've bagged a film stars son. Brad Pitt's lad's on trial. Apparently Ces makes a cracking number two.
In other news, the long awaited follow up to the earlier football film is due to start filming shortly. U bend it like Beckham is expected to be released early.
Sunderland are looking for ideas for their end of season ceremony, as they fear their could be a misunderstanding if they hold POTY ceremonies.
I am honestly deeply and truly thankful that I did all of my stupid arse stuff before the advent of mobile phone cameras and social media