You're Welsh but you think it's perfectly acceptable to call me bigoted because I say English isn't your first language? ... You my boy are totally clueless - you will no doubt be completely unable to see the irony in what you've just stated, but i'm sure you will one day,(patronising comment in case you were wondering).
You assumed that i was welsh, and that english was a second language to me. Thats bigotry, and as someone whos been called a bigot on numerous occasions, i know how to spot a bigot. And i suppose the irony was me insulting scotland, and calling you a bigot. That's all right, i'll save all my anger for newcastle now, scotland is lovely compared to your piece of the earth. Be thankful that i'm not in charge of the nukes.
To answer the OP, I think I would be more comfortable as a homosexual if I was a woman for 3 key reasons... 1. Generally men are dirty bastards and women are pretty clean 2. Men have moobs and women have boobs 3. Giving a gay blowjob is filthy (not that I've experienced it) compared to a lesbian lick out which is more sensual and erotic IMO