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The Leicester City "spiral" watch!

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  1. Spurlock

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    My dad owned a corner shop and my mum wears one of them funny head covering things.


    You owe me for this Bope <ok>
     
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    Skys not a liverpool fan. He's actually a saints fan
     
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    I'd probably cut my wrists watching them every week.
     
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  4. BobbyD

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    Save the Bope

    A dustman is going along the street picking up the wheely bins.
    He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, and then knocks on the door.
    Eventually a Chinese man answers... "Harro", he says.
    "Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman.
    "I bin on toiret" replies the Chinese bloke, looking perplexed.
    "No mate, where's ya dust bin?"
    "I dust bin on toiret I told you" says the Chinese man.
    "Mate", says the dustman..."you're misunderstanding me... Where's your wheelie bin?"
    "OK, OK", says the Chinese guy. "I wheely bin having w@nk"
     
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  5. Spurlock

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    <laugh>
     
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  6. Skylarker

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    Was it the Yorkshire police that stole the bin?
     
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  7. Libby

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    <laugh>

    I read the other day that the average vagina is about 7inches deep. Does this mean that the average black man has more dry dick than the average eastern Asian man has wet?
     
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  8. BobbyD

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    this has flown straight over my (short) chinese head.

    Alright you batties i really should be getting back to work.

    @The Liebherr Legacy you have to admit **** got spicy just now <laugh>
     
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  9. Libby

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    Still think Bod should apologise for that comment really. Not comparable at all and to try and describe it as an apt metaphor then Jesus ****ing Christ <doh>
     
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    Just referring to Bod and his 'Yorkshire police grassing' - don't worry mate it was a little bit Fossy.
     
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    I think he was trying to be funny and it backfired tremendously. I know Bod isn't one for mocking stuff like that.

    He's no @Viva_Giggsy that's for sure.
     
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    That's what I meant by poor taste at best... I certainly dont have him at the other end.
     
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    Somebody needs to grass Bod up for this outrage
     
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    exactly, first he's bope - he's done far worse like grassing people up

    Secondly, he's drugged up and he's a geek. He's harmless and doesn't know better rather than being malicious
     
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    That's the 2nd time since last week you've outdone Fossy on humour <doh>
     
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    He's seemed to have disappeared now though.

    Who's got the forest gump gif?
     
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    when was the first?
     
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    The 1st was Luvvy... you twat Bobby!
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    @Bodinki
     
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