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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

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  1. daztoc

    daztoc Well-Known Member

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    If the kid had only waited another 15 mins, he would have virtually had the whole place to himself. He could have **** in total solitude
     
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    daztoc, Dec 3, 2017
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  2. LeazesParkProwler

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    Poor lad - he probably just enjoys a sliding tackle.
    Sadly, this story won't help out bums on seats even with warm cusions to sit on.
     
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  3. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    The Mackems don't leave after 60 mins any more, they only go through the motions. On the positive side Coleman said he saw a difference in the movement.
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Based on last season the Mackems need 37 more points to avoid the drop from the last 26 games.

    That’s 1.42 points a game or 12 wins out of 26.
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Hilarious that SAFC have to send out this reminder to the dirty bastards...

    please log in to view this image
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    ^ <laugh>
    Defecating? I'm not sure they'll understand that word Chippy.

    Can I just say, I know of a sunderland fan who was taking secret snapshots of young blokes in the toilets at the SofL. Straight up. The old bill were involved of course.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Dec 3, 2017
  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  8. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Dec 3, 2017
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  9. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  10. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    The stinking, dirty f@ckers are saying it's ok because the scumbag was only having a p!ss.
    Kick the smelly twats out of the league.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Dec 3, 2017
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Nooooo!

    Come on Jim, its much more pleasing watching their long, slow death! <party>
     
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  12. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Because they're constipated ?
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Dec 3, 2017
  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    A piss? Has he got a minge or is it a sit down piss?

    They are desperate to down play their latest shame..
     
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>

    'Did you enjoy the match today son?'

    'Nah, like, ah got chucked oot for pulling me pants doon and having a dump like.'

    You just wouldn't <laugh>
     
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    It's no big surprise Sunderland fans are debating the difference between **** and piss. With their team it's the only conversation they've ever known.
     
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    RobEllious, Dec 4, 2017
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    ****s sake its like they can't resist being the national laughing stock.

    First of all their supposed little hard man bottles it and decides to score with his hand resulting in a sending off and another handsome defeat. Then a fan curls one out in the stands at the aptly named stadium of ****e.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 4, 2017
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  18. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Why should we be surprised by any of this? We all know they are the shiittiest home team in the history of English league football <laugh>
     
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  19. jimileysbaldhead

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    Mackems unveil their new turd strip.

    b2b1a67ba90375bab3924e356ea8ff99.jpg
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Dec 4, 2017
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Howaaayyyyyyyyyyy Birmingham <party>

    If Birmingham beat Wolves tonight, the mackems will be five points adrift of the fourth-bottom team.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Dec 4, 2017
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