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  1. C'mon ref

    C'mon ref Well-Known Member

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    Michael O’Leary's going too far now.
     
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    Has the Internet not learned yet that you should never, ever ask anybody anything?


    And anyway they only need 24 photos of Adama, as Advent finishes on Christmas Eve.




    ****ing heathens that they are.
     
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    Technically, Advent starts on the fourth Sunday before Christmas, so 3rd of December in 2017.

    In reality, that sort of blasphemic talk gets dad a swift kick in the knackers from his darling children.
     
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    This you, Chazz?
     
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    Just heard a good one from Tim Martin (Wetherspoons man) on Desert Island Discs. He reckons we should all do an hour or so of exercise every day and a bit less soya. That is, Sitting On Yer Arse.
     
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  9. Chazz Rheinhold

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    I always enjoy reading his thoughts in the wethers magazine.
     
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  11. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Like that spes.
     
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    Gobsmacking engineering :shocked: There ain't arf been some clever bastards...

     
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  13. spesupersydera

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    ... what a brilliant piece of kit, clever buggers indeed!
     
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    That’s brilliant, cheers :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    No wonder I get dizzy.

     
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    Everythings bigger in China, for instance look at the size of that giant chimpanzee sat watching on the hillside just above the last tower at about 35 seconds in.

    Big bastard that is.
     
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    There was a belting moment in football in Italy this weekend.

    Benevento vs Milan, Milan 2-1 up in the final minute.

    Benevento were still on 0pts - the worst start to a top flight season in football history. It's their first top flight season ever too.

    95th minute, this happens:



    Footie is great sometimes, innit?
     
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    I was disappointed to see them create a new record of 13 defeats at the start of a season as they took the record off Manchester United.
     
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    The laughter of the crowd adds to the fun.

     
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    A texan walked into a bar in Ireland, and announced "I hear you Irish are big drinkers. I'll give $1,000 to anyone that can drink 10 pints of Guinness back to back"

    The pub went silent, one man left (We'll call him Dennis) , and nobody took up the challenge.

    30 minutes later, Dennis came back and asked the texan, "is the challenge still on?"

    It was, the beer was lined up, and Dennis swiftly downed the 10 pints, and took the money.

    "That was impressive" said the texan, "but where did you go for that half hour?"

    "ah" says Dennis, "I had to call at the pub down the road to see if I could do it first".
     
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