Three bullets....

It read like it had good potential ,and could turn nasty

 

Well said Spaniard.

 

I don't really want to shoot anyone but as it seems the done thing mine will be:

- Dermot O'Leary
- a warning shot at Jeremy Vine
- Kate Smurthwaite.

 

Yeah you white boys good with bullets on us black bro's

 

My ex.
My ex.
And just to make sure......

 

You'll need more bullets Mr. Wedding cake.

 

No manners

 

Get them all telt, interupting like that.

 

**** me, you lot are a hard audience

 

You should go full metal cardew on him

 

And England have never disgraced themselves before, have they....?

 

Bunch of ****ers the lot of yer, and here was me thinking i was the much loved and admired super dooper administrator

 

I'm gonna et you an aka47, so when they all meet up you can go all gung ho on them.

 

You cut off the head, another one will simply grow in it's place, huge swathes of humanity is the way to do it. A 90% reduction in the population and I think we'd be good to go, the survivors ruled by an authoritarian despot. It's the only way to keep the peace.
I could have a go at being that man, on a one week trial basis at first, so I could decide if it was too much of a pain in the arse or not.

 

Are you gonna be one of the 90% Erm?

 

sounds like saddams iraq.

 

It would be a bit difficult to be an authoritarian despot when I'm dead, so no.
Don't worry, there's space for you in my brave new world, humanity will always need a ditch digger, latrines don't dig themselves.

Exactly, he was a ****, but he knew how to keep the peace.
internally anyway.

 

You're too full of yourself to make it worthwhile surviving.

I'm out!

 

You haven't thought this through at all. Let Ern have a go at being leader, he'll get assassinated before his week's out, then we elect a goat in his place

 

There's always 1 ****er thinks he's smarter than everyone else. The goat would only end up being an arrogant ****er as well!