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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Nov 12, 2017.

  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ... the correct term is 'dwarf' ... and your tone is a bit disrespectful ... I think there are niche magazines for people who are into that ...
     
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    "Dwarfism" is the scientific term but I'm pretty sure they don't like being called Dwarves. <laugh>

    "Little People", I believe is the favoured terminology.
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

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    "PORG" is also used in some circles ... like the circle that Luv's missus throws her car keys into ... I believe it stands for Person Of Restricted Growth ... it's quite common in the North East of England apparently.. and they have some quite famous ones ...

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    I hadn't heard that one before. <laugh>. Reminds me of "ROUS" (rodents of unusual size)
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    You two are smackheads.
     
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Oxford street, eat your ****ing heart out.
     
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    She’s back. IT’S CHRISTMAS!!!

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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    She has no feet
     
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    Funnily enough as soon as I posted the pic I thought that someone would make that comment!
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Wid
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    She's a bit flat chested.
     
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    I've pimped the tree right up!

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  14. That's Pixie having a crafty ****!
     
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  16. FosseFilberto

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    ... or possibly "Pixie's Bitch!" <whistle>
     
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  17. Pixie's bitch isn't an elf or a pixie, Bambs.
     
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  18. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ... by definition, Quents ... a pixie's bitch is highly likely to be a pixie ... less likely to be an elf ... <ok>
     
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  19. I am not his real bitch. You do know that, don't you, Bambs?

    The message is, at very best, metaphorical, concocted for comedic purposes.

    I am disappointed that I have had to explain this to you, but I am prepared to be patient, bearing in mind your naivety.
     
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  20. FosseFilberto

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^
    Piskie's Bitch <laugh>
     
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