New And Improved Weekend Thread

Apart from it not really being that new and there are no improvements

What are you twats up to this weekend?

The trees are down at the back of the house now so I shall be sorting through the Big Shed and maybe putting a fence up along the back wall where the bushes used to be.

May also be ordering materials for the concrete sub-base for the new man-cave to go on.

Mincemeat already made and curing nicely so Sunday will be mince pie time.

 

Jip, get this ****e off GC









I'm having a BBQ.

 

Going to a Viennese Christmas concert tomorrow then the wife's putting up the Christmas tree. Sunday visiting relatives. Hopefully, the Sheep v Huns game will be on so I can watch Aberdeen winning 2-1.

 

Spends his weekend watching the famous Glasgow Rangers

Splendid.

 

This weekend am not goin anywhere.

This month: Mauritius - Berlin - Kenmore - fuddy's hoose. Downward trajectory all the way.

 

This is December, you tit.

 

A knockout so early in the thread.

 

If you keep boasting about your man cave eventually someone may give a ****.

It's a shed with a guitar in it where you can watch kiddie porn.

Most man caves consist of a sofa a big telly video games a fridge full of beer and a place where you and the boys can watch footy smoke a joint and enjoy a beer without the ball and chain nagging at you.
You are constructing a ***** lair.

 

*liar

 

The concert's in St. Giles where old Foxy Knoxy rained down his fire and brimstones on the congregation.

It's gonnae be a proddy weekend for this atheist taig.

 

Big TV and a projector with a 100inch screen is better


This weekend I'm decorating the living room, not out of choice mind you, Mrs Dev has decreed that no Xmas decorations are going up until the room's been decorated

 

**** up.

 

Going home shortly to fill Julie's anus with my tongue then cock then a pearl jet of special semen.

Putting the xmas decs up for the kids coming home, then family coming up for dinner tonight. (toast'n'cheese)

Tomorrow, football, then Declan's football night out.

Sunday, Football, then THE GLORIOUS DEFENDERS OF PROTESTANT VALUES vs the Mutton Molesters.

IF THE POPE SAYS NO, THEY'LL HAVE ANOTHER GO!!

 

Your sickening use of catachresis fools no one, you bedraggled rodent.

In other words, you shall be plundering the innocence of minors this coming Sunday.

My God.

 

I think that's what "mince pie time" is code for.

 

I shall be doing some rock climbing (indoor), I am trying to persuade her indoors to have a go, so I can let go of the rope when she descends

 

Playing world of Warcraft all weekend with the troops.

 

Gave up with that crap years ago, too many ****s and mongs playing it.