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Men Only: If you were a girl, would you be a lesbian?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kyle?, Aug 22, 2011.

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Would you be a lesbian?

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  2. Hell No

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  1. Kyle?

    Kyle? New Member

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    I'm beginning to find that out.
     
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    - SW6 - Well-Known Member

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    Tags: cowboy wants to ride joker, op's geordie hoop lust
     
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  3. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Well, you're just not very bright are you? <ok>

    Try asking a straight woman who she fancies and why, that might be a good place to start...<cheers>
     
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  4. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Oh come on! That's simply not true!

    For example, when I ****ed 'yer maw' I did it for a laugh. I couldn't possibly have been serious about that...<cheers>
     
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  5. Kyle?

    Kyle? New Member

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    I have, and they always give me the same **** about "oh Brad Pitt is sooo handsome" To me, Brad Pitt is just another man. I don't see why women fancy men. I'm amazed i've even had girlfriends.

    P.S. My IQ is 127
     
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  6. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Can't argue with that. <nahnah>...
     
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  7. Kyle?

    Kyle? New Member

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    You really are a childish **** aren't you. I'm amazed you're not a Rangers fan.
     
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  8. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Childish?

    You mean like writing a thread on an internet forum, claiming not to be able to comprehend why women fancy men? Claiming your IQ is 127 and that you're actually very clever?

    The whole time people are thinking "He doth protest too much" in your complete lack of sexual understanding and garner the opinion that you are actually barely out of your teenage years, have something to hide about your own 'lusts' and will resort to 'potty mouth' swear words in your usual 'intellectual & intelligent' manner?

    Right? <laugh>
     
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  9. Kyle?

    Kyle? New Member

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    Well, its what you do. Don't complain to me when i give you a taste of your own medicine.
     
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  10. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Well, no it isn't and I will look forward to any attempt in that direction...<cheers>
     
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  11. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I'd be a straight pornstar, taking monster cocks and guzzling spunk.

    <apologiestomyparents>
     
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  12. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> ...careful, you might excite the OP! <yikes>...
     
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  13. Kyle?

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    So, in the weird and wonderful world of J o k e r, a guy who doesn't like other guys is gay. <yikes> So all these legendary playboys with beautiful girls hanging off their arms are actually secret cum-guzzlers?
     
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  14. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    What?

    You can't seriously expect me to believe you have a high IQ if you can't even read properly? <laugh> ...have another look at what i've written before, take your time and then get back to me, ok? <rofl>
     
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  15. Kyle?

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    Hell, i didn't even know i had an IQ that high. I just did a few tests a few weeks ago and it said 127. I have read all your posts, and it's exactly as i said. Your whole argument is based around me saying that i would be a lesbian, and that somehow makes me gay. Trust me, i would know if i was gay, and last time i checked, which was 2 minutes ago, i wasn't. P.S, I am barely out of my teenage years, i'm 20. Thats 1 year out of my teens. And what the hell is wrong with lusting over fit lesbians?

    You know what, i can't be arsed to argue with you. You clearly don't understand english. And google translate doesn't have geordie as a language, so i can't make it any easier for you. Sorry about that.
     
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  16. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Oh I understand English perfectly well thanks. I seem to be having a bit of trouble with your particular brand of it though - you wouldn't happen to be a native of Glasgow would you? That would explain quite a bit.
     
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  17. Kyle?

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    I'm welsh. How dare you call me scottish, i ain't that bad.
     
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  18. Hugh Briss

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    There you see, we've discovered the issue - English isn't your first language.

    No problem, let's all just move on. <whistle>...
     
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  19. Kyle?

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    I can't speak welsh. Wow, you really are a bigoted little man.
     
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  20. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    . you forgot to include it among the numbers
     
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