Promised her I wouldn't spill the beans on here in case her fella was reading. But yes she's a dirty bitch.
... I didn't know it was her ... it was dark and she said she was your granny ... who was always very keen to give her credit
So not only did you used to **** your mum, you also used to shag grannies. The picture is becoming clearer now.
...it's all in the DNA, grandson .... I'm happy to pay for your counselling ... and you can take some comfort in the fact that your grandad had an impressive willy
I dont need counselling, its way to late for that. My gran did tell me about this 'one time at bandcamp' with a bloke from Leicester with a tiny cock
... I only inserted the tip so as not to spoil her ... even so, you should be eternally grateful that yer mam didn't call you Quentin like I suggested ... yer gran and me were a bit disappointed with you being christened Tarquin to be perfectly honest ... but you changed our perception somewhat when you had the Alan Shearer tatoo on yer back ... it brought a tear to your gran's eye ... which was poignant, given that she only has the one and it being located in the centre of her forehead
... I'm proud of you son .... proof that it was worth it (although I might have kept my eyes closed and focused on images of Dawn French duriing the act ... if I'm completely honest)
... sorry to hear that buddy ...but some girl is out there who will love you for your personality and may even find your wart endearing
Of course it could have all been different if granny wanted a warm drink before bed instead. Talking of small cocks has anybody seen Bell? What with Chelsea, Arsenal & Burnley all winning I was interested in his view from 7th place looking up at the big clubs.
Why are you getting rattled about something that absolutely does not concern you! You need to step away from the flame, Commie, because you are getting badly burned.
When you go public Bell it's everybody's concern, your cry for attention didn't go unnoticed and all the lads have the right to weigh in son.
