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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Nov 28, 2017.

  1. I’ve long since stolen that crown, Tel.
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Don't know if you were around for Vegas-gate, Avatar-gate or S106-gate, but this isn't the first time HIAG has gone all weepy and written a tragic flounce off thread. His reputation was left in tatters a long time ago on here.

    He's like one of those **** tribute acts that were always crap, but people go along anyway to gawp at them. The act thinks they are entertaining the crowd, but they don't realise that people have turned up to marvel at how **** they are.
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Yes, stolen. Not earned. I believe in you mate you can do it <ok>
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Vegas gate sounds intriguing... go on.
     
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  5. I always do, Tel. I’ve been ripping the piss out of this board from the day I arrived. Pixie believes everything I tell him is real! I’ve been playing the silly ****er for years!
    <laugh>
     
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  6. <laugh>
    I see that you’re playing the dozy muppet, too!
     
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    I'm watching the game at the moment, so I'll dig out the thread later <ok>

    But basically HIAG concoted a big bullshit story, which amongst it's wild claims, included a helicopter landing on the roof of his hotel to pick him up and take him sightseeing.

    HIAG got ripped mercilessly on that thread and knew it, so to try and garner some sympathy he made up a story about being in a near fatal car crash on the way home <doh>
     
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    It was fantastic...I rescued Hiag eventually though...once he dropped the final bomb of showing off his medal from Honolulu to commemorate finishing the San Fran Marathon...we were gone...laughing our bollocks off in a stolen helicopter..we were meant to return it to the company that takes people on flights in Vegas but we bad boi killaz, so we kept it.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  10. Everything I said about my jaunt in Vegas was true.

    Thing is, if I told you everything, you’d believe me even less!

    To say that I “indulged myself “ is an understatement!

    I was like a pig in ****, Tel!

    I’m speaking figuratively, there, but in Vegas someone can actually organise that for you.
     
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    Pussy
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    The actual thing is, if you just put a picture or two up, nobody would doubt you at all.

    I believe you obviously, although I've only heard the stolen helicopter part.
     
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    Will take an age to read through it all, but some of the funny **** about the helicopter trip starts here https://www.not606.com/threads/im-off-to-vegas.333974/page-10#post-9569856

    Following dozens of pages of HIAG having his arse handed back to him, towards the end of the thread he eventually got all weepy, so he made up a story about being in a near fatal car crash to try and garner some sympathy.

    You've probably noticed that after he's been done, HIAG will claim that he played it all for laughs and was on the wind up all along, but the evidence of his meltdowns during the threads are too numerous for him to hide behind.
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

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    43 pages **** that. <laugh>
     
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  15. That’s the point, I cannot and will not post photos, for reasons I do not want to go into.

    Plus, it would destroy Pix. I couldn’t do it to the poor ****er, Tel.
     
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  16. PINKIE

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    Still transitioning into a woman ?
     
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    With Kustards dog
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

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    Mainly because you don't have the pics though?
     
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  19. Goading has been tried before, Tel.

    It failed miserably.
     
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  20. Commachio

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    To have even the smallest bit of credability, shouldnt it be 'piskies bitch'? Not just your made up ****tard name.
     
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