The Daddies Of London League - ORIGINAL AND BEST!

Didn’t he once make a claim that he studied at Portman for his typing skills and can type 140 words pm or was it a dildo?

 

It's not that simple, Pix.

This is a pretty fluid situation.

Trust me.

 

Fluid inasmuch that he’s hoping Chelsea n Arsenal lose and the Spuds scrap a win.

 

It really is mate. You just need to look at the table

 

These Pdeds don't understand that updating a table isn't as simple as writing a post, don't worry about it...when you get the time Hiagy lad

 

I am predicting that if Spurs win or draw then the table will be updated tomorrow, and if Spurs lose then Hiag will have an urgent business trip*.


* I also have to go away on urgent business trips but the difference is I book in to hotels that have WiFi, whereas Hiag sleeps in his car to fiddle his expenses and hasn’t a car charger for his phone.

 

Cheers, Bruv.

I'm bit shattered, at the moment, from my busy day.

Might see how I feel this time tomorrow.

 

Yes bro, you do that

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Cue mutual rimming.

 

We have a saying on the Leicester board .. "Quentin is as Quentin does" ... it is synonymous with poor levels of wummery and a seemingly forlorn quest to locate a man's stones... as such, our expectations of sportsmanship and honour amongst real men are kept firmly in perspective

 

Nope. Didn't understand a word of that, Bambi.

Sorry.

 

Words failed you again mate ?

 

Not really surprising, Quents ... the use of commas was kept to normal levels

...plus, you never did get the difference between synonyms and acronyms

 

Still waiting for the update from @Hoddle Is A God

 

In his mind he was expecting a Spuds win last night and then intended to update after the result was in. Well that went well for him didn't it.

 

Yes, that is what I intended to do, Skids.

It was a shameful thing to contemplate, and I am embarrassed.

I do not ask for, nor do I expect forgiveness.

 

I'd imagine Bells next ploy is to effect the Stockholm Syndrome to attempt an escape route from the massive fallout.

 

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I don't mean to be pedantic, but you should really have had a comma after "expect"

 

That is not correct, Bambs.

Including one would not have been incorrect, but choosing to omit it is equally acceptable.