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Men Only: If you were a girl, would you be a lesbian?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kyle?, Aug 22, 2011.

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Would you be a lesbian?

  1. Damn Right

  2. Hell No

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  1. Kyle?

    Kyle? New Member

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    I know i would. You have a choice. All the beautiful women in the world, or a bunch of hairy buggers. I'm amazed that women are straight in the first place.
     
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  2. HendyMMA

    HendyMMA Active Member

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    Do fat dogs fart??

    Answer is yes!!
     
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  3. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    What makes you think they are straight ? Why do think they have to go to the toilet in pairs ?
     
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  4. Kyle?

    Kyle? New Member

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    Well my mother is obviously straight, your mother is obviously straight etc.
     
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  5. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    All women are only 2 drinks away from being a lesbian.

    Fact.
     
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  6. HendyMMA

    HendyMMA Active Member

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    And 3 drinks from a slap..
     
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  7. Kyle?

    Kyle? New Member

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    Great, heres 2 bottles of wine, and a video camera. Have fun, take lots of pictures. (only kidding, i'm not a pervert)
     
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  8. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Is Rohypnol one of those drinks?
     
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  9. Tina_old

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    <laugh>
     
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  10. Kyle?

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    Who are you, Glenn Quagmire?
     
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  11. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    If I was a woman there is no way I would be a lesbian.

    No, I would be a cock-hungry slut-whore who would roam the city centre on the weekend picking up every married man that I could.

    Yes indeed. <diva>...
     
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  12. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Do you know me?

    <laugh>
     
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  13. Kyle?

    Kyle? New Member

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    Okay..... Would you like us to pay for a sex change operation?
     
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  14. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    What? No.

    I thought this was simply a 'what if' thread.

    Are you looking for meaning in peoples replies? <laugh> ...twat.
     
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  15. Kyle?

    Kyle? New Member

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    I'm kidding man. Chill out. :=)
     
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  16. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    I'm perfectly 'chilled' thanks.

    There is no logic to your comment though - why would I want a sex change operation?

    I am a straight guy so if I was a woman, I would again be straight.

    It's the people on here saying they WOULD be gay that you should be questioning...<cheers>
     
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  17. Kyle?

    Kyle? New Member

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    The logic is that i don't find guys attractive, so if i were a girl, i still wouldn't fancy men, and thus become lesbian. That is the whole gist of the question.
     
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  18. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Nope, that makes no sense.

    Why would a straight guy be a gay woman?

    Straight women fancy men so that is what you would pursue - unless of course you're hiding some gay leaning? <whistle>...
     
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  19. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    The username J o K e R is a bit misleading cos he can't actually take a joke, he takes everything very seriously
     
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  20. Kyle?

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    There's as much chance of me being gay as there is of newcastle winning the premiership, i.e. none.

    What's wrong with the logic. I don't fancy dudes, so as a woman, i wouldn't fancy dudes.It makes sense to me.
     
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