Thanks Mr Darwin

http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/29/man-k...out-of-grenade-to-pose-for-a-picture-7117135/

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A man has died after he posed with a hand grenade then tried to take a selfie with it after taking the pin out. Alexander ‘Sasha’ Chechik is said to have died instantly when he took the picture to upload on social media. The 26-year-old was in his car as he took the pictures and sent them to his friends.
Police believe the man from Labinsk, Krasnodar region, expected the grenade would not explode as long as he didn’t throw it.

At least he went out with a bang.

 

What has Darwin got to do with it? Did he also invent the pin mecanism in grenades?

 

Yup, Darwin Award winner right there

 

Aye cos the camera wasn’t damaged was it?

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HE SENT THE PHOTO BEFORE IT BLEW UP, YOU FAT ****.

 

Jiffy seething today folks

 

Here's me kicking off. Had to be restrained by my carer.

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The McPapes are a handsome bunch m8.

 

Fort William was named after King Billy


FACTAMUNDO

even said it on the chase

Ftp

 

My Da is also called Anton, my Ma is called Grace, and my wee sister is called Double Chin.

 

They look like the McPoyles

 

See the King Billy statue in the town has been vandalised by cretinous fenian scum again!!

HE HATES THE FKIN PROVOS

 

Jiffy's siblings:

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AM A MCPAPE YA DAFT DOPE SMOKING PRICK

 

McPoyle, McPape, same clan you utter spasmoid.

 

You, sir, are an incredibly rude person. One may say your aggression is borne from years of smoking plastic-laced hashish.

You would do well to hold your peace in future. Do not underestimate the power of the *****, be you ex-services or a PROVEN LIAR WHO HAS STOLEN VALOUR.

#AntonOnFireMixtape #OutSummer2018

 

Aw Dev, you could lay me some bass lines for my mixtape aye?

 

He could do some chipmunk voice MCing if you want

 

PM me the mixdown and I'll do my best.