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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Sep 5, 2016.

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    In fact, we're not actually on a planet at all, globe, disc, or otherwise.

    We exist in a domed sanctuary for the pleasure of alien overlords. In other words, a zoo.

    ...which would explain a lot.
     
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  2. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I fell off the wagon
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    But ye landed in Oz and came back. Unfortunately. :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Gambol, Nov 28, 2017
  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Maybe we’re all in a giant computer simulation. Would explain a lot.
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Some kind of matrix? That's scary.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 28, 2017
  6. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    2004 iirc.

    Landed in the Indian ocean creating the famous boxing day tsunami.
     
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  7. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Was that 2004?? **** me.

    Pull the plug lads.
     
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  8. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    FÛCK OFF YOU FÛCKING PRÎCK!!!!!
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Know yer place.

    Flat.

    ...flat on yer back at male whim.
     
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  10. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  11. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Is it true that tin foil hatters use conspiracy theories as an escape from their closet wish to gobble cock?
     
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    Gambol, Nov 28, 2017
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  13. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    So anyway, I was in a plane quite recently, beautiful sunny day coming across the English Channel, and you could clearly see the curvature of the earth. Someone went to quite a lot of trouble to fake that.
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  17. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <laugh> that’s just silly.

    Depends what length you make all the columns.
     
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  18. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Haven't given out that many likes in years, but then again, not seen such a beasting by Eddie on Gambol since the days of Newgod schooling GC.
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    He certainly can talk more ****e than me. I give up. Surrender.
     
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  20. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <rofl> Really nigga?
     
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