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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Samsung just released the Galaxy S97 so what's your point?
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It was a schoolkid. I know which two it could have been. Will be bunging them a tenner each when I see them <ok>
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Might wanna be careful handing over money on the street to teenagers, the ****ers will turn round and ask for £20 or the go to the cops and call you a nonce. <laugh>
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh>
     
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  5. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    as predicted by Mystic Garlic
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    The kids were actually from Northwich. That's the second time I've lost a phone and both times it's been handed in. The first time, I'd fallen over a dwarf wall on the way home from the Cheese. Thankfully there's grass on the other side at the petrol station. It fell out of my pocket. Some kid handed it in. ****ing amazing in Latchford <yikes>
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    That's because folk from the Northwich area are by and large people of great integrity, superior intellect, and have enormous penises.


    ... Except for the women... They don't have enormous penises.
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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  9. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    that's a ****ing pre-christmas miracle that is
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I was literally 10 seconds away from coughing up for a new phone <laugh>
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    That's Winsford.
     
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  12. saintanton

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    Perhaps 45 minutes earlier it hadn't.
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Are you suggesting the lost and found department of a public transit company was running late?
     
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  14. saintanton

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    Better make it a pony, or the vid of you and Gina will be on YouTube in a bit.
     
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    Yank.
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Obviously, but the intimation was that if it hadn't by then, it wouldn't.
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Not on my phone <ok>
     
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  18. Garlic Klopp

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    It's on mine though! Yes I was that tall lamp in the corner of the bedroom. Camouflage Garlic strikes again.
     
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    Did you feel a bit sick?
     
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  20. Garlic Klopp

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    Must admit it was not an edifying sight. Reminded me of a David Attenborough documentary, I was just waiting for his voice over to start.
     
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