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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Sorry to hear you’ve been through this **** roofie. Make sure you’re not just cutting your nose off to spite your face though mate.

    If you’re still off, I’ll meet you in Tofino for a beer before you cross the Pacific on your long way round to Weymouth to meet @Skylarker
     
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  2. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    All the best Roofus....only you know what you have been through and how you see your tomorrow.
     
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  3. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, as has been said and I put earlier, just be sure you’re doing the right thing before you pull the trigger.

    You’ll have to be the judge of that for yourself.
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Im going by the ignorance is bliiss rule of thumb.
     
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    Deleted # Well-Known Member

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    **** that, I'd be waiting to nail her hand to the wall when she got in.
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ...that's why he's not going to tell (no pun intended) you where he lives <laugh>
     
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  7. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Do it after she's done the cooking

    please log in to view this image
     
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  8. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Flat I went to see today was about the size of a large shoebox, and for £800pm it's a no from me, going to see another straight after work this morning, cheaper bit nicer area and the landlord sounds like a facking stoner and some haha

    Got an email from a lady who has a high spec studio for £660pm, which makes me suspicious, hoping to view that on the weekend and if it's what the pics look like I'll snap her ****in hand off
     
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  9. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Was that the one who had 2 ounces of Old Holborn hanging out of the legs of her draws?
     
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  10. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    We want a thread and daily updates and pics of where you go, it'll be like a thread version of On The Road by Jack Kerouac but not ****.
     
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Work done, spaghetti Bolognese, nice phatty and bed for me
     
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  12. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    It's a good moment in your day....I remember I used to savour it...coming home when everyone else setting off to work..chillaxing...then bed.
     
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  13. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    What's that got to do with you? Maybe Roofy needed to let some steam off but didn't fancy speaking to a mate.

    Either way none of your ****ing business <ok>
     
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  14. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Tru dat fam.

    Last week Monday i found a gram of powder i forgot I had from the weekend half way through my shift, tore into it and obviously fancied a beerio on the way home, so there's me on the tube at 730am eyes like dinner plates, full luminous ppe clobber and swigging a large bottle of Becks while all the school kids and worker ants stared at me with pure jealousy and envy :) #goodtimes
     
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  15. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Sometimes people will find it easier with anonymity <ok>
     
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  16. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Or disgust...i know the look well!
     
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  17. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Beat me to it!
     
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  18. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Oh don't get me wrong, disgust was exactly what they were thinking, but I like to bend that slightly and pretend they're just jealous. #alwayslookontyebrightside
     
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  19. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    True...a can of Beer in your hand at 7am suggests issues...a Spliff in your hand at 7am suggests you're a Nigga
     
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  20. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Fixed. <whistle>
     
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