The Tottenham Hotspur "Spiral" Watch

The fact that Leicester won and Spurs didn’t sticks in Hiag’s throat and that has left him permanently bitter*.



*unlike the Murphy's he is bitter

 

HIAG you posted this after the NLD last week. Did you mean that ‘business as usual’ would be spurs dropping points at home whilst Arsenal got 3 points away ?

 

Barcelona will target Tottenham and Denmark playmaker Christian Eriksen, 25, in the January transfer window.

 

He's their only decent player.

 

He's good for Denmark

 

Will you never learn, Pix?

They can "target" all they like, but it's not going to happen.

Even if Eriksen wanted to leave - which he doesn't - Levy would stick a price-tag on his head that would, in no uncertain terms, inform Barca that they should **** right off.

There's a reason why Levy isn't answering the phone. You know that, Pix.

 

You've got time to type that ****, but don't have time to update the DOLL ?

I'm beginning to thing that you're trying to avoid it mate.

 

Huh?

I'm sorry, Pix, but if you are going to write gibberish you've got to expect that I won't be able to update the DOLL until I get back from Bristol, which is going to be after next week's games.

At the earliest.

 

It should only take you a few seconds mate. You've been here for 20 mins talking ****e already.

And you still haven't answered my question about 'business as usual' being Arsenal winning and Spurs dropping points at home.

 

I'd like to help, but I'm in something of a rush, at the moment, mate.

 

Sure mate, I can see that you're trying to cover up your embarrassment by doing a runner.

 

Transcript of telephone call;
Ring, ring,ring, ring
Hello is that Mr Levy?
It might be who's calling?
It's Barca Mr levy.
Oh hello (sounds of zip being undone and furious rubbing).
Barca; We are calling about the availability of Eriksen.
Levy; Can you hold on a moment I've nearly cum.
Barca; Lets cut to the chase son, we know you are a selling club and we will give you €80 million Euros
Levy; More frantic tugging ensues
Barca; Are you there Mr Levy?
Levy; Groaning and making pig noises.
Levy; Gulps, Yes I'm here when do you want him?
Barca; January but we can wait until May
Levy; Ok, I'm personally going to pack his suitcase.
Barca; Are you ok?
Levy; Yeah I think so, they don't make milk bottles like they used to, the necks are much smaller these days.
Barca; Doh!

 

I see Pochetino has lost the battle to keep Danny Rose. Just another player who wants out and another pacey player spurs will lose

 

Will you never learn Piskie? Only a fool continually quotes from the BBC's Daily Gossip Column

 

... has put his foot in the wrong trouser leg in his haste and the park keeper is fast approaching

 

Not too bothered....if he goes to United....we might be looking to bring Shaw into the deal. Hopefully we sign Sessegnon from Fulham.

Got no time for Danny Rose....he seems mentally unstable...talks **** then retracts it on a regular basis. Personally I think he's just engineering a rift.

I won't lose any sleep over his departure, we did fine without him last season.

 

Ryan Sessegnon looks an excellent prospect ... apparently he is desperate to join his young England team mates Demarai Gray and Ben Chilwell to play club football ... I have this from an impeccable sauce ....HP.

 

At least we know he is otherwise engaged and that the table won’t be able to be updated this week when Spurs beat Leicester and if Arsenal didn’t win for example.

 

If he goes, it’ll be because Poch has had enough of him, and because it’s the best thing for the team.

We’ll dip into our academy for another pacy LB.