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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by CFC: Champs £launderx17, Nov 21, 2017.

  1. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    You, describing someone else as strange = zero self-awareness!!!
     
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  2. Stan

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    OK but you’re still not getting my home address.
     
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  3. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    Are you worried I will steal your Vina Sol, or your other investments?
     
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  4. Stan

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    No, I know you’re far too precious to drink cheap wine. What if one of the other headhunters saw you? You’d be the talk of the terraces.
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh> i read that as cock out.
     
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  6. Stan

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    The Aussies do love a BBQ.
     
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  7. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    Not many naughty boys left in West London these days. They all moved from Wandsworth, Battersea, etc to Surrey in 80s and 90s...

    You are more likely to see them than me! :)
     
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  8. Stan

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    There are a few of the ****s round here. Ray Wilkins appears to be their god.
     
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  9. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    Yes, he was a very young captain of Chelsea before we sold him to you. And Sexton ruined him, turning him into a crab.
     
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  10. Stan

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    He won **** all playing for Chelsea.
     
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    Don’t really remember him for us and any memories are probably just from watching old footage but he was good for us as a player. Poor as a manager.
     
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  12. Sharpe*

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    That's more than we could have hoped for for the first day, first test at the Gabba.

    Was important we didn't skittled for 180 as that would have set a precedent for the rest of the series.

    We are in this now!

    Come on England!
     
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    Just logged on to see this <laugh><doh>


    I will have a word with myself :)
     
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  14. littleDinosaurLuke

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    Pretty even so far.
    First session tonight with the new ball is crucial.
    Could set the tone for the series.
     
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  15. Chief

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    Reckon we'll lose this one now.

    400 would have been a good score, 300 isn't enough. Smith will take the Aussies past that and we'll make a pigs ear of the second innings and that will be it.

    Typical England middle order ****e.
     
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  16. pieguts

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    My mates next door neighbour is Graham Polls sister. She is part of the "barmy army" and travels all over the world to watch them. I don't think she's extremely wealthy and she will go for a two or three week holiday during series.
     
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  17. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    Yes, fear you right.

    Stokes missing is killing us.

    He could have taken game away from Aussies at 200/4, and broken Smith-Marsh partnership when we needed a fifth wicket.
     
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  18. Chief

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    Contemplating 'a little hour' of the start of day four.

    Which would be Sunday ****ed.
     
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  19. Archers Road

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    A couple of quick wickets and you can toddle off to bed...
     
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  20. Chief

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    ****ing hell, could we?


    No doubt 100% jinxed it now.
     
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