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Match Day Thread Watford (h)

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. RobEllious

    RobEllious Well-Known Member

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    The problem, the real ****ing problem is Shelves. He's ****ing awful. He's so up his own arse I will consistently see him punt pointless balls in the air with the elegance of Ronaldinho. Those balls then go straight to the opposition and put us on the back foot. I'm stating to hate seeing the way he flounces around the pitch with this false sense of importance either passing to nobody or pointlessly fouling
     
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  2. RobEllious

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    Shakey defence, no attack. We're ****ed!
     
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  3. Givemeursaltytears

    Givemeursaltytears Well-Known Member

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    Christ, Joselu is useless! He’s a poor mans Leon Best
     
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  4. RobEllious

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    Man I miss that guy. And Perch. Two players who excelled in their abilities just because they fed off the crowd
     
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  5. Givemeursaltytears

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    Our crossing is horrendous bar Murphy
     
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  6. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    There needs to be a tongue in cheek smiley on here.
     
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  7. RobEllious

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    As there should have been when you suggested Watford was a game we should definitely win. The problem is heightened expectations bro, and you got them!
     
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  8. RobEllious

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    Same guy who's cross ended up as a throw-in
     
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    Well this is hardly a shock.

    We have two sad excuses for full backs either side of the pitch.

    Two wingers who can't cross their legs.

    A piss poor striker. I do wonder how Joselu ever made it as a pro.

    And a talented but wasteful as **** Gerrard wannabe in the middle.
     
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  11. General Lee Speaking

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    That's what I was talking about.
     
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  12. Givemeursaltytears

    Givemeursaltytears Well-Known Member

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    With Decembers fixture list, one thinks we might be in the height of **** by the new year!
     
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  13. RobEllious

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    Meh!
     
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  14. RobEllious

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    We were always going to be. We came up from champ, bought Joselu, a championship winger, some other cheap **** and the only lucky buy got injured
     
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    Oh well can I start hampering on about how negative football we play and that we need that takeover to happen ASAP.
     
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  16. Prince Isak (GG)

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    We could quite easily lose our next 5 games aswell. Meh.
     
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  17. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Oh and I didn’t even mention diame. That cm pairing wouldn’t win a game in non league football. How did we end up with that. **** this ****e man it’s time to start planning for the championship again!
     
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  18. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    Does Rafa do the Hair Drier ?
    Can’t believe this is what they have been working on all week.
    They really need to step it up and stop all the silly errors.
    A mountain to climb just to get back to square one.
    Really must score the next goal.
    Merino must come on for Diame
    Mitro for Joselu sooner rather than later too.
     
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  19. Givemeursaltytears

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    A little bit of vomit enters my mouth every time I see Diame on the team sheet.....we should try Mbemba in that role, can’t be worse than the other tit!
     
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  20. Givemeursaltytears

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    If he does have a hair drier I hope he wraps the cord around Joselu’ neck!!
     
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