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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by If in doubt, Nov 24, 2017.

  1. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    I've been up since 5am waiting for cuboid heid to get his thread up. If he wants to monopolise the weekend threads, the **** should probably be doing a better job. I blame his bastard offspring.
     
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  2. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    He 's being dragged into the habits of his sunkissed burd. That type don't get up early in the morning.

    Ahm away to Hun land today therefore I shall log off in precisely 2 hours and 38 mins as I have a plane to catch. <somersault>
     
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  3. If in doubt

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    Have a wonderful, safe flight you big sexy ****er.
     
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    Is it the weekend again? I hate the stress of coming onto not 606 and pretending I'm doing something exciting and interesting so a bunch of pepole I don't know think I'm not a really boring bastard.

    I'm going paragliding over the Pentlands tomorrow, followed by lunch at the Balmoral Edinburgh and then flying off to New York to do a bit of Christmas shopping. We arrive back in Glasgow on Sunday just in time for the League Cup final where me and the wife will be taking our seats alongside other famous celebrities including Rod Stewart, Billy Connolly, Flolella Benjamin etc.

    Back to work on Monday.
     
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  5. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like a ****ing great weekend. Happy for you babes x
     
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    Floella Benjamin <laugh>
     
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    Motherwell bahnhof to check if a certain correspondent's recommendation of heaven (public fornication) is a goer!

    Sunday; compose my report of the previous evening's sloppies.
     
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  8. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    Weekend off to a great start :cool:

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  10. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Going the hydro on Saturday to see kasabian

    Come on then. Let’s hear how your music taste is superior to mine.

    Might go and kick **** out some taigs on Sunday
     
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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Tonight i will be watching Murty's marauders playing the proddy Dundee team in the company of strong drink.

    Saturday will be spent getting dolled up as i am attending the 21st birthday party of my niece where strong drink shall be prevalent. I dare say some of those young scroundrels shall be partaking in illegal substances so i will probably letch like **** until they get fed up and give me some to get rid of me.

    Sunday i am to Kenmore to meet up with Gamby where we will proceed to the village of Fortingall a mere 5 miles or so north where we shall gaze in awe at Europes oldest living thing, the Fortingall ewe tree. It's one of Scotland's best kept secrets you know.
     
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    One for Mon

    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Ah wid
     
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  14. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    Have*
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh> I know, right?
     
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  16. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    Don't talk about Gambol like that you obnoxious brute.
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Shut it big nose
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

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    Call him big nose again and I'll take you to the ****ing cleaners.
     
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