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Cnut Off! Skiddy vs Stan

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Nov 22, 2017.

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Who is the bigger Cnut?

  1. Skiddy

    11 vote(s)
    42.3%
  2. Stan

    1 vote(s)
    3.8%
  3. HiaG & Spurcock

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    46.2%
  4. brb

    2 vote(s)
    7.7%
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  1. Bambs is odd, that is perfectly true. He’s harmless, though. Whereas Skiddy will get his knob out and shout the time at his helmet, Bambs is more intent on counting his pubes.

    Between the two, I prefer the quiet demeanour of Bambi.

    I just wish he wasn’t such a bore.
     
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  2. You’ve only started this “rimsky” **** after I outed you as part of the biggest ring-piece nosing gang in the history of rimming, Bambs.

    If you cannot take the heat, don’t go rimming in the kitchen.
     
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  3. pieguts

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    That's why I think you're a complete prick, an attempt at a smart arse answer which makes no sense.
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    HIAG is such a pussy.

    He must realise that brb is going to add him to every **** off poll he makes now.

    And he'll win each one <rofl>
     
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  5. Ouch!
     
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  6. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Ooft.

    "Fight! Fight! Fight!"
     
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  7. PINKIE

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    <laugh> <diva>
     
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  8. pieguts

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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  9. Meh.

    I’m top billing, so I’m always going to draw the crowd. All brb’s bent efforts do is prove that point. It would be far more amusing for everyone if he didn’t come blundering in, and let these threads run their hilarious and natural course.

    I’m actually trying to give deeply unpopular posters like Skiddy and Stan a platform to gain a little bit of goodwill.

    Brb’s efforts are, ultimately, self defeating.
     
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  10. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I actually thought doing it again weakened it a bit tbh.

    The first time was ****ing hilarious, this one not so much.
     
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  11. pieguts

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    I having a bad day <laugh><laugh>
     
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  12. PINKIE

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    I know, people have been turning out for centuries to watch the village idiot make a spectacle of himself.

    <ok>
     
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  13. PINKIE

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    It's got HIAG raging, so I think it's job done really.
     
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  14. Stan

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    He’s needed new material for a long time.
     
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  15. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    That post related to brb adding him to the poll.

    Generally I agree though.
     
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  16. PINKIE

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    Reckon HIAG should make good on his promise to put a pic of his missus up on the wid ye thread.

    He said I'd cream my keks just by looking at her, so I'd like to put that theory to the test.
     
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  17. You belittle yourself, mate.

    Equally, with me, there’s always some pretender who thinks he’s faster on the wum. Every time some muppet attempts to pull his wum-gun on me, the saloon waits for me to do my stuff and drop them. I never disappoint.

    But this thread was never meant to be about me, Pix. It’s a shame that you felt the need to drag me into what was intended to be Skiddy’s and Stan’s big moment.
     
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  18. PINKIE

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    This is why I like you HIAG. No matter how much of complete twat you make of yourself, you never fail to come back for another pasting <rofl>

    Bless you.
     
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  19. FosseFilberto

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    ...and your post was intellectual gold <doh> ... what a complete prize prick ...
     
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  20. The Ginger Marks

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    Both of us have completely humiliated you so much that we feel your pain and the need to make another obsessed thread. In fact it's not only Stan & me but Piskie, Fosse and just about everybody who isn't a rimmer. So another self inflicted abortion see's you look a bigger fool than the last time you attempted this (if thats possible).

    Enjoy your meltdown son, the police have been called. :police:<laugh>
     
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