Have you driven an electric car? PS - Dodgems don't count! I haven't but I hear the fast and constant acceleration can be pretty enjoyable in itself. If it's the noise of a petrol engine you like you could always just make the noises yourself, along with screeching sounds when you brake and go round corners.
I do anyway. But it’s better with the car joining in. And I think dodgems do count, so yes I have driven electric.
Had a ride in a Tesla cab when I was back in UK - it was late at night near Gatwick and the acceleration was amazing. Also extremely quiet. Mrs now wants one of the new SUVs. Is this your application to be my new driver? I am also looking to replace the navigator as well.
If electric cars become compulsory I'm damn well making sure I'll wear Diesel clothing when driving the f@cking thing.