The Leicester City "spiral" watch!

You're saying that as though you think we don't already know that you and Bod are clan members mate.

 

'some guy I went to uni with.......'

 

Yeah, that got me suspicious, too, mate.

 

Yeah classic deflection mate.

So what's Sky's name in your warcraft clan ?

 

I don’t play that ****, Pix. You’d have a better clue than me.

It’s not going to be anything you’d want to slip into an ordinary conversation, though, I bet. Especially if there’s ladies in the vicinity.

 

I don't know mate. Sky had to explain what it was all about to me.

Anyway you've admitted that you try and pull women by dressing up with your cape and top hat and doing magic tricks. Not sure why you're being so coy now about admitting that you met your missus at a world of warcraft party ?

 

I played the free demo a couple of times but it weirded me out tbh.

My mates room who played it you couldn't see the floor, just pizza boxes and empty baggies!

 

When was the last time you saw a magician? The 1940s?

 

He saw your Mrs making some of his dildos disappear, a few time.

 

I don’t mean to be rude, mate, but isn’t it about time you tried to come up with something original?

Don’t get me wrong, Commie! I love that old dildo joke. No matter how many times it’s repeated.

It’s just that it’s become a bit stale, mate.

 

Like Mrs Hiags clunge?

 

She can make it disappear

and then reappear

disappear, reappear, disappear, reappear, disappear, reappear.......

 

Even the big ones disappear up her **** pipe, and back out again. Its like a python swallowing a mouse.

 

I really do hate being the one to break it to you Quentin... I really do ... but your beloved Spurs have as much chance of winning the EPL title over the next decade as we do ... fcuk all chance, sweetling ...

You had your one chance ... but whilst the men of Leicester City stood strong and showed their metal, your lot went all flakey and bottled it...

... this is why you have such a kindred spirit in Skyrimmer, Quents ... his lot did exactly the same when they had their one chance ... hence the bitterness that never ends ...

... so now... even as you have admitted... your aim is to emulate Arsenal's regular Champions League qualification ... but with no hope of winning ... imitation being the sincerest form of flattery ...

We EPL title winners really do feel for you 'nearly men' Quentin... we really do ... but, sadly, we can't all be winners Quents ... you live and learn Quents, you live and learn

 

Ouch !

 

... the truth is brutal at times, bruv .... but I feel it is my duty to bring it to the populace

 

19,000 plus posts suggests otherwise

 

You have nearly 24k fella. congrats

 

You know, you actually make a decent point....