England - Half are nice and polite and half are rude dickheads and ignorant! Republic of Ireland - Think they're cooler than they are and very cynical, stubborn Northern Ireland - Laid back, good to have a drink with, generally friendly Wales - Hard to understand and every place starts with ghidfndhfdf, also shag sheep Scotland - people seem quite aggresive and abit on edge but generally ok once u get to know them America - completely out of touch with the rest of the world aka delusional but generally good hearted France - Cool people, nice to talk to Germany - They steal your sunbeds, enough said Turkey - Friendly but if you are a woman expect extra friendliness Holland - Usually good english and outgoing Sweden - Everyone ive met they have been nice, period Norway - very cool people Poland - Hard workers, tough people but generally friendly Canada - very chilled out cool people, made fun of by the U.S. but loved by everyone else Thailand - Good hearted people but get greedy too easily and like most Asians lie a lot India - Extremely tight with money and not to be trusted but friendly enough Pakistan - Not to be trusted and rude Spain - Friendly but sneaky Italy - Friendly but sneaky
surely bring british, we are among the most polite people around? mainland europeans dont even know how to queue!
No matter what country I go to I quickly develop a disdain for a lot of the locals, including the home countries. I'm just such an arrogant twat and the world is full of such stupid people
England - Ignorant morris dancing twats Republic of Ireland - Stupid paddy bastards Northern Ireland - Bunch of hallions and millies Wales - Sheep Shaggin Cock molestors Scotland - Druggie twats America - Fat ****ers France - Cheese eating bastards Germany - Sausage eating sausage jockies Turkey - Kebab eating hairballs Holland - Pancake eating prostitute druggies Sweden - Blonde flat packed furniture making saab driving ballbags Norway - Just ****s Poland - Poor insignificant half german muthafuckas Canada - Maple syrup eating mountie grizzly bear ****ers Thailand - Check for an adams apple India - Curry eating elephant rapists Pakistan - Bin Laden hiding whore masters Spain - Paella eating matador queers Italy - ****ing bunch of pizza eating moped driving cocklickers
England - Generally a nice bunch, providing you stay away from birmingham, where everyone is a twat Republic of Ireland - Not the heavy drinkers that we think they are. Usually a friendly bunch. Northern Ireland - Arseholes. Full of militaristic pride for their stupid terrorist groups Wales - Arseholes, with really irritating accents, butt. Scotland - Awful. The people there are rude, ignorant and ginger. America - depends where you are. Everywhere but california, good, decent people, california, they're dicks. France - Tons of fit women. Great to have a drink with, but too communistical for my liking Germany - Really nice people. My favourite europeans. Always friendly, great fun to be around. Oktoberfest was ace. Turkey - Greasy. Enough said. Holland - Bit like the germans, but with better english, but too stoned for my liking (never going to amsterdam again) Sweden - Never met a swede Norway - Organised and efficient. Bit like the germans, but further north. Poland - Very hard working, but lacking in personality. Canada - they're all gay. Thailand - They'll rob you the first chance they get. India - Get out of my shop. Pakistan - Don't like them. Don't know why. Spain - Lazy and rude. Italy - Mad. Completely mental, the lot of them. Always entertaining though. Russia - Always fear for my life around them. Japan - Polite, hard working on the surface, but secretly a bunch of racist, nationalistic twats.
