Off Topic The Burly Arms

Poor little ****.

 

I'm going to the Cardiff Sunderland game got free tickets.

 

Imagine deciding that if you and your partner both die, the person you'd like to raise your child is Comm he'd have the kid on MD 20/20 at 12 years old.

 

My deepest condolences.

 

Gonna take a pillow I might need a kip at some point.

 

Banging whores at 14

 

And boxing gloves.

 

Only on special occasions, otherwise it's on the back seat of the Rover 25

 

Wtf....can’t find a cold can of Diet Coke anywhere at the airport. Plastic bloody bottles or some stupid mixes in cans like Blood orange and pomegranate. Maybe a smoothie....but they don’t quench thirst and taste **** anyway.

Sat in a bar having a pint of Diet Coke in a glass, tonnes of ice...just what I needed.

 

Maybe you asked for the wrong thing bro?

 

Where are you off to fella ?

 

I thought you'd go the whole journey on train, what with you going to St Pancras.

Did you have a look round St Pancras? It's an amazing station, superb structure. Really worth a visit for a bit of a shop and drink, let alone catch a train.

 

Just drink ****ing beer mate. It's not like it's a chore!

 

Allah would not be happy though.

 

Don't make me get Mrs Hurley to kick your ass

Telling a muslamic to drink beer

 

Oops. My bad. A thousand humble apologies @Spurlock

Just glad I didn't suggest downing it with a hamburger. I'm in enough **** with the missus as it is.

 

hamburgers fine.

It's if you ask him to be eating a roast pork sandwich

 

Yeh, I thought you got irony.

 

Hamburgers is a silly name. Beefburgers should be beef and hamburgers should be pork.

Why is this not the case?

 

If they were calling it what's in it they'd be ****burgers, gonadburgers and gristleburgers!