The Big Meeting

Anyone want to have a quick whip round to raise money for charity if one of the attendees boots Ehab in the balls?

 

To paraphrase a great leader in previous troubled times "If we can stand up to him, the Tiger nation may be freed and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sunlit uplands..."

 

Patty will have one.

 

don't be daft, he hasn't got any

 

Hull pies still available. Choice was Steak and Chorizo last Saturday.

 

They can't have many on a match day? Always seems a bit hit and miss re availability.

 

There are always 3,000 not sold cause Ehab gets his numbers wrong.

 

TBH it was quite early - probably 2.15 ish

 

Early bird catches the worm - so to speak.

 

The Christmas lights and fireworks ?

 

I do like early birds but as the day progresses I prefer the more mature lady.

 

If anyone reading this thread is going, please sneak in some form of recording device.
Thankyouplease.

 

For tonight's meeting.

Fan group : Can I give you a small challenge? It'll be fun, just like a game.

Ehab: Ooh ooh lovely, yes please.

Fan : Alright then, here goes...Ehab, using both hands, can you find your arse?

 

Next question should be to find his elbow.

 

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPPvdwTW0AAA_hk.jpg

Assuming this Allam Instagram account is genuine, I'm rather hoping this was sent yesterday.

 

It might be worth giving Ehab a deluxe crayon set before the meeting starts to show goodwill

 

probably have the ehab puppett tom rowell doing the meeting

 

Fancy calling someone t rowell - I wonder where they dug him up from

 

We should fight for stan(loretta) to have the right to have babies even though he can't have babies.its every Man (or womans) right.