Doesn't matter what league who played in. I would have schooled you all. I was Maradona and Roy Keane all rolled into one. Finished my career as a DM...just sat deep, save my legs and use my footballing brain to pull the strings.
That will surprise no one, Bambs. Remember that time you fantasised that a bloke called Rupert was bent over conveniently with his trousers down, ready for you to “accidentally” trip and fall against his ring-piece with your erect knob? Rupert was a perpetual homo-erotic fantasy of yours, I seem to recall.
@FosseFilberto what was it between you and this Rupert bloke? He must really have broken your heart (as well as your ring-piece).
He got St Marys built within budget, which was pretty unheard of for a project like that, but it all turned to **** when he tried to do everything on the cheap.
He did interfere in the club a little bit more than I think some of his managers would have preferred.
He used to turn up at the training ground in his monogrammed tracksuit and try to "assist" the coaching staff. Then he insisted on employing his egg chaser pal as a coach, in god knows what capacity.
