Off Topic The Burly Arms

Fixed.

 

The language of Mordor should not be openly mocked, young hobbit, lest it bring the wrath of the Nazgul down upon us

 

One of the lads in a WhatsApp group sent me a video of a man shagging a snake today.

Normal.

 

I think I would leave that group.

 

I had a girl give me a dear John because I never sent her a penis pic in two weeks.

 

It's ridiculous, at all times. That was actually quite tame. Some folk on here would be appalled at some of the conversations.

 

Never understood why any girl would want a picture of a todger.

 

Because she's a horny precocious lady who just wants a big cock in her (would add another description but might be called a misogynist ?

 

I started watching Narcos ( on Netflix ) On Friday as recommended by a friend .

Now into episode 4 of the second series , if you knew me , you would not believe it !

AMAZING series ( so far ) .

 

The picture she was sent reminds her of a sense of scale ?

 

Me too and as I didn't have one of Hiags I thought showing her my monster would freak her out.

 

It's a popular series, didn't like it myself.

 

There was a local lad in high school who had to leave due to bullying.

He was of Gypsy/traveller background, but thtaa wasn't the issue

The **** was caught ****ing a chicken. Reports were that the chickens entrails were hanging out, which he himself confirmed

 

I watched the first series and got bored too. Haven't bothered with second

Same with Gomorrah

 

I have a mate that sends me funny vids on what's app and they get a bit much at times but nothing like snake ****ing!

 

Yeah I agree, found it a bit dull.

 

Live or store-bought?

 

It was disgusting but I've seen much worse.

 

Hope it wasn't frozen!

 

Agreed! Neither rang my bell.