Off Topic Excuse for going missing...

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Very few games bigger than Real Madrid. Spurs v Spurs reserves probably

 

Is that why you turned up?

 

What about Gent v Spurs?

 

Is that like Roma v Chavs? Wasn't that the only defeat for an English club out of 20 matches this season?

 

Correct old son a loss against one of Europes elite clubs but we will still qualify whereas you were humiliated by plumbers and postmen.

 

Sorry mate, never a foul in a million years. You were the better team and deserved the win, but never a foul.

 

Are all of your replies just pathetic schoolyard taunts now, Skiddy? It's getting very boring.

 

Having gas put in your cave son?

 

What the **** is that even supposed to mean?! Have you been at the whisky again, Skiddy?

 

Hence youve had to venture out of your cave.

 

Seriously, what the **** are you rambling on about, you pissed old soak?

 

It's not hard Himler, try using the void between your ears.

 

I know that you're trying to help your football friend, but you're just making yourself look like a gibbering old tart, as usual.
Sober up, have a kip and try again in the morning.

 

CFC has more intelligence in his little finger than what hits the side of your cranium Himler. Back to your cave now son, chop, chop!

 

Can you get him to help you out then, as you clearly don't have any?

 

The truth would kill you.

 

Can it kill you, instead? We'll all be happier, including you.

 

Skidiot's reason for going missing ..... he was never really there

 

If you can't deal with the heat perhaps you should stay out of the kitchen son. The cave life is really your style.