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Jungle Thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Nov 19, 2017.

  1. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    All spiders bite. Just that those in the uk don’t have the fangs to penetrate human skin.

    Got some nasty little ****ers here, including the Black Widow.
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I wouldn't do any of that silly **** they do. I'd like to think I'm happy enough to pass on that money and not have to go through doing that for cash or fame.
     
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    The whole idiotic charade consists of either desperate Z list ‘slebs’ who can’t get on a TV any other way nowadays apart from agreeing to make complete ****s out of themselves. And those that are either desperate for the dosh or attention seeking twats who want to be on TV.

    The whole ****ing **** show is topped off by having those two irritating ****wits babbling on.
     
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  4. luvgonzo

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    Other than that it's OK though.
     
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    You may have gleaned that I’m not a fan!
     
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    Joey Barton claims he turned down £500k to go on. I’d do it for £5k :embarrassed:
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Luv? .

    Who's the other one?
     
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  8. NSIS

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    You...!...<whistle>
     
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  9. luvgonzo

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    luv & Fosse could replace the Geordie duo and do a top job.
     
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    I’d go for it. Even Fossy couldn’t be more annoying than those two twats. .







    Could he...???...
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I like Boris Johnson's dad <laugh> he's defo gonna say something controversial and turn this thread into a 200 pager.

    Apart from that, I couldn't think of a better place to start a bushfire.
     
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  12. Stan

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    He’s going to be the most entertaining person in the show. Deeply disappointed with the eye candy this year. Surely Rachel Riley would have done it for £250k.
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I'd give her half of that to sniff her fresh fart out of a carrier bag.
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

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    Amir Khan <doh>

    ... admits he has never watched the show ... great preparation buddy <laugh> ... wonder if that's how he prepares for his fights? ... just turn up on the day and then get poleaxed by a sucker punch surprise "that was like a real snake in there man!"... joins an elite band that have actually cried "I'm a celebrity get me out of here" ... h's gonna get plenty of chances to rediscover his stones, methinks <laugh>
     
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  15. FosseFilberto

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    Oi! ... less lip ... get back to work ... them sunbeds aren't going to stack themselves <grr>
     
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  16. luvgonzo

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    2 more clebs will be added at some point. No idea who.
     
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  17. FosseFilberto

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    ... rumours are that it could be Craig Charles who was proving quite popular in a previous series until the untimely death of his brother saw him have to leave ....and the fat thick one from TOWIE who also bombed out previously ...
     
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    That Gemma would be in for 5 mins again the useless ****.
     
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  19. Stan

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    One of them is a Labour MP or ex-MP.

    The other could be Rachel Riley if we have a whip round.

    Whip round. Riley.

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  20. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    God yes, if she joins the jungle i'd be whipping out something.
    *shower
     
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